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Index
Cover
About the Author
Other Books by This Author
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
At 30
Awkward First Date
I Really Don’t Eat This Much Salad!
Forest Whitaker’s Neck
Sorry I Shit on Your Dick
Black Beauty
My Mother, My Daughter
I Want to Write Your Mom’s Match.com Profile
This is Why I’m Poor
Thumbsucker
Milk and Oreos
The Triplets
Massive Wet Asses
How to get Your Disgusting Meat Carcass Ready for Some New, Hot Sex
Would Dying Alone Really be so Terrible?
The Terror of Love
The Tapeworm Diet
Skin Rashes and Arthritis
The Many Varieties of Hospital Broth
I Want to Put a Fat Bitch on Network Television
Elena Tyler. Aka: Why I Can’t be Mad at Lena Dunham
Bitches are My Jam
A Bearded Gentleman
I Should Have a Car with Power Windows by Now
Le Foods
Credits
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