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Index
Title Page
Table of Contents
Acknowledgments
Foreword
Introduction
CHAPTER 1 - Let’s Make Some Art!
DISSOLVE TO:
CHAPTER 2 - Raising Money or Mastering the Ancient Art of Fellatio
TELL EVERYBODY WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT IDEA FOR A KICK-ASS MOVIE.
CHAPTER 2½ - 500 Useless Screenwriting Books Boiled Down to One Short Chapter
CHAPTER 3 - Meet Your Future Victims!—Hiring The Crew
PRODUCTION MANAGER
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
THE DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CAMERA ASSISTANT(S)
GAFFER
SOUND RECORDIST
PRODUCTION DESIGNER/ART DIRECTOR/SET DECORATOR
COSTUME DESIGNER
SCRIPT SUPERVISOR
PRODUCTION OFFICE COORDINATOR
CASTING DIRECTOR
LOCATION MANAGER
PROPMASTER
LINE PRODUCER
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
CREATIVE CONSULTANT
DIRECTOR’S FLUFFER
MEANWHILE, BENEATH NEW YORK CITY …
CHAPTER 4 - Get Your Wimmen Nekkid and Other Invaluable Casting Tips
MOST ACTORS SUCK
CHAPTER 5 - Pre-Production—The Key to Your Future Therapy
CHAPTER 6 - Covering Your Ass
CHAPTER 7 - Locations—Shooting in Society Without Completely Pissing Off the Locals
CHAPTER 8 - Welcome to Your Nightmare
CHAPTER 9 - Stunts and Special Effects—How to Simulate a Violent Death and Stay Out of Jail
CHAPTER 10 - Fix It in Post!
ADR, AKA LOOPING, AKA FIXING THE SHITTY SOUND YOU RECORDED IN PRODUCTION
SOUND DESIGN
CREDITS, DUPLICATION, AND FINISHING UP
CHAPTER 11 - Marketing, Publicity and Distribution—Whoring Yourself Out for Your Art Yet Again
Epilogue
Also by Lloyd Kaufman
Index
Notes
Copyright Page
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