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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Map
Chapter 1: Atop an Ivory Tower Crammed Perilously Close with Foine Books
Chapter 2: Surrounded by Lush Locks of Hair Not Entirely Unlike Spun Silk
Chapter 3: Flooded with Gallons of Steaming Failure and Pistachio Macarons
Chapter 4: Flabbergasted in a Smoke-Filled Tent
Chapter 5: High Above the Raging Sea in a Turgid Edifice of Great Renown
Chapter 6: Gripped in the Talons of an Unclean Avian
Chapter 7: Scrunched in by the Most Misogynistic of Hindquarters
Chapter 8: Under Doubtful Sail in Dorf Bay
Chapter 9: Awash in the Sludgy Slosh of the Sanguine Seas
Chapter 10: Upon the Coming of Many Expert Seamen
Chapter 11: Surrounded on All Sides by Oscillating Mustelids
Chapter 12: Within Earshot of a Most Alluring Song
Chapter 13: Ensconced in a Tower of Broken Dreams and Cracker Crumbs
Chapter 14: Wrapped in a Malodorous and Annoyingly Insistent Scarf
Chapter 15: Amidst a Hail of Glutinous Artillery
Chapter 16: In an Oleaginous Office Harboring Secrets Moste Foule
Chapter 17: Discovering the Martial Applications of Red Velvet Cake
Chapter 18: Pell Hath No Fury Like a Parrot Scorned
Chapter 19: In a Tureen and Deeply Discomfited by Floating Turnip Chunks
Chapter 20: Surrounded by Buttocks Moste Moist and Meaty
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan and into the Cake Mold
Chapter 22: Lured into the Velvety Dark by a Voice Most Cloying and Mendacious
Chapter 23: Of Ghosts and Bargains and the Joys of Musubi
Chapter 24: Stained with the Repugnant Juice of Sticky, Hairy Berries
Chapter 25: Up to the Fetlocks in the Viscous Muck of Self-Knowledge
Chapter 26: Sticky with Failure Grog and Discomfiting Realizations
Chapter 27: On the Dock Where It Happens
Chapter 28: In the Enemy’s Lair and Confronted by a Bevy of Blunderbusses
Chapter 29: On a Rooftop and Weaker Than Milky Tea
Chapter 30: Under the Chapeau Perilous
Chapter 31: In Which the Real Treasure Is the Actual Treasure They Found Along the Way
Epilogue: Atop a Shoulder Most Supple and Welcoming
Epilogue 2: Pellectric Boogaloo
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Other Titles
About the Authors
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