You Will (Probably) Survive by Dubois, Lauren -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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COVER PAGE TITLE PAGE COPYRIGHT PAGE DEDICATION CONTENTS PREFACE PART ONE PREGNANCY

1 PREGNANCY IS A WHOLE-BODY CONDITION 2 YOU CREATE LIFE 3 BABY BRAIN IS REAL 4 THE RULES OF ANNOUNCEMENT 5 OPINIONS AND ADVICE: PART 1 6 THE GREAT GENDER DEBATE 7 THE MAGIC BUMP 8 YOU CAN’T EAT THINGS 9 ATTACKED FROM WITHIN 10 THE FULL-TIME JOB OF PREGNANCY 11 NAMING YOUR CHILD 12 DON’T MESS WITH THE PREGNANT LADY 13 YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOVE THE BABY YET 14 BUT YOU WILL (PROBABLY) LIKE YOUR BABY, EVENTUALLY 15 THE HORRIBLE BEAUTIFUL 16 IT’S OKAY TO BE SCARED 17 ANTENATAL ANXIETY 18 TIRED BEGINS NOW 19 OH, THE PLANS 20 YOU’RE NOT FAT, YOU’RE PREGNANT 21 NESTING 22 THE NURSERY 23 THE PARTY TO END ALL PARTIES 24 THE ONLY WAY IS OUT 25 IT’S WORTH IT 26 YOUR PREGNANCY BUCKET LIST

PART TWO NEWBORN DAYS

27 JUST LIKE THE MOVIES 28 ‘THE EASY WAY OUT’ 29 NOW WHAT? 30 WHERE IS THE LOVE? 31 YOUR VAGINA IS HAVING A DAY 32 BOOB ON 33 BOOB OFF 34 THE BIRTH OF A MOTHER 35 WHAT EVEN IS MOTHERHOOD? 36 MOVE ASIDE PLEASE 37 HOSPITAL LIFE FOR THE WIN 38 GOING HOME (OR WTF?) 39 THE BUBBLE 40 THE DARKEST DAYS 41 WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD 42 SO THIS IS WHAT TIRED FEELS LIKE 43 WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU … 44 … MAKES YOU STRONGER 45 BABY, YOU ARE WHY I’M HERE 46 THE STINK OF MOTHERHOOD 47 GUILT AND WORRY 48 YOU’LL PROBABLY INJURE YOUR CHILD 49 ARE YOU A SPECIAL KIND OF MORON? 50 OPINIONS AND ADVICE: PART 2 51 YOUR RIG HAS BEEN REJIGGED 52 THE TEXTBOOK BABY 53 GOODBYE TO THE OLD YOU 54 24 HOURS WITH A NEWBORN

PART THREE BABYHOOD

55 MUM FRIENDS 56 PARENTING IS LIKE RUNNING 57 THE MILESTONES 58 THINGS TAKE FOREVER NOW 59 BUT SLOWING DOWN IS GOOD 60 BEING A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN MIGHT NOT MAKE YOU A SUCCESSFUL MUM 61 THE MANUAL EXISTS 62 BEING A MUM IS EASY 63 MEN CAN PARENT TOO? 64 THE MENTAL LOAD 65 HUSBAND RAGE 66 BABY WEIRDNESS 67 BABIES SLEEP, RIGHT? 68 NAP-TIME ENEMIES 69 NIGHT-TIME MOMSTER 70 THE NIGHT SHIFT 71 KIDS’ ACTIVITIES ARE BORING 72 THE HARSHEST CRITICS 73 MATERNITY LEAVE GOALS 74 LET’S GET PHYSICAL 75 WARNING: BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH 76 THE LAWS OF MOTHERHOOD 77 THE WORLD VERSUS MOTHERS 78 OPINIONS AND ADVICE: PART 3 79 WHEN YOUR BABY IS SICK 80 THIS SUCKS

PART FOUR THE TODDLER YEARS

81 TODDLERS ARE THE WORST 82 YES, EVEN YOUR KID 83 AND TODDLERS ARE THE BEST 84 MOVING CHILDREN SUCK 85 PICK UP/PUT DOWN 86 YOU CARRY IT 87 REALITY IS BORING 88 SILENCE IS DEADLY 89 NUDIE RUDIES 90 ALL THINGS ON THE FLOOR 91 KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS 92 WORDS THAT HURT 93 YOU’RE MY BESS FWEND 94 CONTROLLING TODDLERS 95 SUGAR AND SPICE 96 SLUGS AND SNAILS 97 SEEING THE WORLD FOR THE FIRST TIME 98 THEY JUST WANNA BE EXCITED 99 AND SO YOU SHOULD TRAVEL WITH THEM 100 THESE ARE THINGS YOU SAY NOW 101 KIDS’ BOOKS AND TV 102 FROM BABY TO ACTUAL PERSON 103 ACTUAL INSANITY 104 THE RAGE OF MOTHERHOOD 105 I YELLED TODAY 106 CHERISH EVERY MOMENT 107 THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME MUCH 108 THE DISPLEASED TODDLER 109 LORD OF THE FLIES 110 TOILET-TRAINING DELIGHTS 111 THE FAVOURITE PARENT 112 THE TOO-FUN MUM 113 THE WITCHING HOUR(S) 114 I SEE YOU 115 FOOD HATERS 116 BATH TIME IS WET 117 IS ANYONE SLEEPING YET? 118 AND THEY’RE ASLEEP 119 THE GRIEF OF MOTHERHOOD 120 NOW YOU ARE A MUM

PART FIVE BEYOND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

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