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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Introduction
The Digit Disease
At “Whatever” Cost
8-6-7-5-3-0-Mine
Give Me Liberty or Give Me Chalupas
The Greatest Soccer Player Who Never Was
Bleeding Packer Green
Soviets in Dairyland
Peace and Love Win Out
A New Meaning to Recycling
A Spy’s Doody
Sold Out by…Poop?
The Replacements
H&R Blocked Shots
Franklin’s Interest
No Copying the Queen
The Yolk’s on You
The Great Atlantic Egg Debate
Love Means Nothing in Tennis
A Little Color Goes a Long Way
Color Your Feelings
Son of a Brick!
Take Two of These and Call the Snake Mortician in the Morning
Behold the Paratrooping Rodent
Dam If You Do, Dam If You Don’t
The Secret Life of F.D.C. Willard
When There Are Taxes to Pay, the Cats Won’t Play
The Cruller Crusaders
Calling In the B Team
Manhattan’s Invisible Wall
When the Law Steps in, Sometimes Maps Make Less Sense
When Trash Goes Down the Tubes
The President’s Secret Train Station
Skirting the Rules
To Boldly Go Where No Couple Has Gone Before
The Negro Motorist Green Book
We’re (Not) All Ears
A Working Woman’s Day Off
Maybe You Should Listen to Your Mother
A Political Knockout
When You Can’t Win the Vote, Win at the Bar
Harry Potter 2.0?
From a Cluck to a Click
Modern-Day Canaries in the Coal Mines
Chicken Nugget Fuel
Blowing Broccoli-Flavored Bubbles
Burger Math
Feathers, Lead, and Gold
Don’t Try This at Home…or Anywhere Else
The Prize Is in the Details
Do Not Skip This Under Penalty of Law
Children of the Box
Lifting the Old Ball and Chain
The Siege of Weinsberg
Unlikely Allies
Spuds Away!
The White Glove Treatment
A Smoke Break for Nonsmokers
At Least They’re High in K
Urine Trouble
You Don’t Know What You’re Swimming In
Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
Superman to the Rescue
Kryptonite and the KKK
A Reverse Aphrodisiac
Operation Cornflakes
Canada’s Fruit Machine
The “Not My Fault” Button
Who’s Sorry Now?
Ham Takes to the Skies
The Gimli Glider
Pirating Measurements
The Bills Go Marching, Two by Two
Sprinting for Office
The Senator Rests
A Bestselling Ghost Writer
A Ghastly Witness
Judging a Judge by His Cover
The Biggest Names in Showbiz
A Warranted Mistake
Broaster Prince versus Burger King
There’s No Place Like McDonald’s
Dear Leader, Thanks for the Fruit
Wax In, Wax Out
Blue Ear
Air Plane
Headless Potato
Not the Toys You’re Looking For
You Better Not Shout, I’m Telling You Why
It Was a Wonderful Life…Eventually
And the Oscar Doesn’t Go To…
Oscar de la Rental
A Kernel of History
At Least the Popcorn Is Free
Admit Four
Catching Up on Your Zs
A Declaration of Independenze
Born in July…or August?
February 30
The Metric System versus Time
Time to Go to Jail
About the Author
Copyright
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