The Denim Diaries, A Memoir by Laurie Boyle Crompton -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Note to the Reader Table of Contents Author’s Note Prologue

Mirror Pep Talk, circa 1988

One / The Girl Who Wants Too Much

Rewind, circa 1968 The Way Plan B Plan B, Part 2 Western Pennsylvania Dreamer Road Trip Runner-Up Health Food Bites Wild Horses Plan BC3 Hear Her Roar Movin’ On Up The New Girl Granny Sky Jumper Hide and Leak Fast Times, circa 1983 Besties Fer Sure Hear Me Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, Part 2 Tongue-Tied Lucy Perchance to Dream The Glossies Ass Inspector Imposter Emergency Drill Imposter 2 Imposter 3 Found Mainstream Media No Can Do The Diet Gospel Truth Sequinettes First Kiss Trapper Keeper Treason Break Up Aftermath Drowning Sweet Sixteen Drowning 2 Pod People Drowning 3 Game of Chicken Stuck in the Sky MADD Broken Snooze Button Junk Yard Dog Shrine The Joy of Painting

Two / Girl Unglued

Whistleblower A Few Parting Gifts Batteries Not Included A Knight’s Tail King’s Ransom Daddy’s Girl Slasher The Art of War “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” Unreliable Narrator Miss Diagnosis Flood Circus Pup The Minnow The Island Break Up 2 The Diet 2 Cutting-Room Floor The Wail Reviews Are In Brownie? Psyche! Rapture by Blondie Runner-Up 2 See Me Master and Commander The Victor Volume Control Poor Loser Big Sister Revenge of the Nerd Off with Her Head Reading Hour A Room of Her Own Empty Sky Boy Toy The Boss Renovation Welcome Back, Kotter Comic Relief Nightmare Clues in the Basement Alateen Seething Scape Girl Mommy Dearest The Bird The Ultimate Act of Passive Aggression Borderline Stray Duck, Duck, Fuck Sequinettes 2 Nightmare 2 Fall Out Climax Friendless Haiku Scatterbrain GONE HUNGRY Kid You Not

Three / The Incredible Growing Girl

Go Tell It on the Mountain Habitat for Humans Payback Panic Penance Rebound Effect Wheels of the Bus Va-Va-Voom The Guzzler Gloaters Random Survivor Tips from Teachers Pink Tulle At the Prom Fallout Blondie Jr. Glass Houses Wedding of the Century Duds Surgeon General’s Loss Back to the Future Taste the Rainbow Back to the Future, Part 2 Daydream Believer It’s Up to You, NY Level Up Imposter 4 Adventures in Waitressing Party Girl Skirmish Heist Fuck Me After Fuck Me 2 Fuck Me 3 Home Alone Girls Just Wanna . . . Fuck Me For Real The Door Safe Sex Good Day City of Dreams

Four / Girl Goes Wild

Wannabe Possessed The Beginning Bitter/Sweet Victory Joystick The Vow In the Zone Aftergame Dance Septic Abuse Family Reunion Three’s Company Love Shack Mother Crystal Girlie-Girl Power M-m-m-my Tiara 60s Flashback Retched Removal Phone Home Fuck Me 4 Paying Dues Prayer Request My Big Break Nearsighted The Quest The Meet Cute My Crush Red Light-Green Light Day-Tripper My Hitchcock Moment Nearsighted 2 She’s a Witch Unreliable Narrator 2 Nightcrawler The Beginning 2 Step Nine Daddy’s Girl 2 Shrinky Dink Runner Up 3 Grown Ups Stormy Sky Atari Break Out Red Flag No Trespassing Shit Literally Happens And, Scene

Five / Guzzler Girl Returns

The Discovery Channel Touch Me Rise and Shine Bag My Face Telephoto Lens Trees of the Field Because It Is Bitter Spirit in the Sky Confessional Alternative Lifestyle Whistleblower 2 Flashback Dad & Girl Back to the Future, Part 3 Volume Control 2 The Slip Dress Sunday Best Adventures in String Bean Town Confessional 2 Solo Performance Stalking Sanity Nightmare 3 Battle Cry Don’t Stop Believin’ Diseased Culture Loyalty Ex-Lover Encounter Huh? Which Way to Carnegie Hall? Generational Curse Skywriting Nature Girl Ohm Imposter 5 The Bird 2 Too Sexy for This Store Mouthful of Cotton Inner Body Experience Object in Mirror Is Not an Object

Epilogue

Liberty Unbound

Resources Acknowledgments About the Author Copyright Information Back Cover

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