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Index
Title Page
Chapter 1: Calvin the Almighty
Chapter 2: The kindness of Strangers
Chapter 3: 2 Years Later
Chapter 4: On a Cosmic Scale
Chapter 5: Listen to your Elders
Chapter 6: Obligatory Flashback
Chapter 7: Dangers of Fishing
Chapter 8: Risky Rewards
Chapter 9: Mass Splitting
Chapter 10: The Raid.
Chapter 11: Dreams.
Chapter 12: Chained Spirit
Chapter 13: Friendly Neighborhood Cannibals
Chapter 14: How to Win a Pissing contest.
Chapter 15: How to win a race.
Chapter 16: Arson and Titty Twisters
Chapter 17: Love potion number NEIN!
Chapter 18: Old Lady Killer
Chapter 19: Hunting Day.
Chapter 20: Bad to Worse
Chapter 21: The Thing in the Cell
Chapter 22: More in the Brochure.
Chapter 23: Emergency Exit
Chapter 24: Tight Holes
Chapter 25: Now I Gotta kill this Guy
Chapter 26: Captain Gadsint
Chapter 27: Leeroy Jenkins!
Chapter 28: Catfight Averted
Chapter 29: Guarplay
Chapter 30: Princess Sandwich
Chapter 31: God Sent
Chapter 32: Stocking Up.
Chapter 33: You’re in the army now
Chapter 34: Make me a Sammich
Chapter 35: On the Wall
Chapter 36: Rescue Plans and Women of Negotiable Virtue
Chapter 37: The Second Wave
Chapter 38: Terminate.
Chapter 39: Great, more Princesses
Chapter 40: You Jinxed It
Chapter 41: Your Princess is in Another Castle
Chapter 42: Just my type
Chapter 43: Promises
Chapter 44: Maximum Capacity
Chapter 45: Recovery
Chapter 46: Knick-Knack
Chapter 47: Paddywack
Chapter 48: Classic Party Composition
Chapter 49: Give the dog a Bone
Chapter 50: Is this Hell?
Chapter 51: how many Man-hours in a Woman?
Chapter 52: On the Job
Chapter 53: Cruel and Unusual
Chapter 54: Ambitions
Chapter 55: Keep it Simple, Stupid
Chapter 56: Surviving First contact
Chapter 57: Number Seven will Surprise You!
Chapter 58: Stalemate
Chapter 59: Strategy Vs. Tactics
Chapter 60: Becoming the Villain
Chapter 61: Copy Calvin’s Concerns
Chapter 62: Operation Crossdresser
Chapter 63: The Crying Game
Chapter 64: Confidence
Chapter 65: Parade
Chapter 66: History Lesson
Chapter 67: Venture Capitalism
Chapter 68: Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
Chapter 69: Sand in my Crack
Chapter 70: Dark Dealings
Chapter 71: Thank you, gracious hosts
Chapter 72: The Tan problem
Chapter 73: Always Bring a Rubber
Chapter 74: No Accounting for Taste
Chapter 75: Big Balls
Chapter 76: May not Cause Vampirism
Chapter 77: Cobalts
Chapter 78: Home surgery for dummies
Chapter 79: Rapid Shot
Chapter 80: Light Duty Scheming
Chapter 81: House Visit
Chapter 82: Jinnei, Junior Pirate Queen
Chapter 83: The Slow Way Vs. The Fast Way
Chapter 84: Sand Pirate chic
Chapter 85: Breaking Ground
Chapter 86: Spitting in a hole.
Chapter 87: Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
Chapter 88: True Lies
Chapter 89: Dance puppets!
Chapter 90: Emptying Fort Cobalt
Chapter 91: A Quiet Morning
Chapter 92: Shifting
Chapter 93: Sparring above your weight
Chapter 94: Calvin and Company
Chapter 95: Schrodinger’s Balls
Chapter 96: Fun Party
Chapter 97: Sight, Sound, and Fury
Chapter 98: Every Hole is a Goal
Chapter 99: Darkness
Chapter 100: Fractal Mimic
Chapter 101: Catch a Break
Chapter 102: Pee-conomics
Chapter 103: The Most Attractive Lure
Chapter 104: Miss Behavior
Chapter 105: Abyssal Alchemy
Chapter 106: Muscle Wizard
Chapter 107: Risk Free*
Chapter 108: Escape Plans
Chapter 109: Welcome Party
Chapter 110: Quality of life
Chapter 111: Learner’s Permit
Chapter 112: Brain Leech Hunting
Chapter 113: A 4th Dimensional Beating
Chapter 114: Epic Victory Speech
Chapter 115: Decision Paralysis
Chapter 116: Ominous Tidings
Chapter 117: Conflict Resolution
Chapter 118: Grinding
Chapter 119: Princess Meat Shields
Chapter 120: Setting the Stage
Chapter 121: Consolidating Power 101
Chapter 122: The T Word
Chapter 123: Hamfisted Exposition
Chapter 124: minor changes to the rules
Chapter 125: Landfall
Chapter 126: Shots fired
Chapter 127: Best Boi
Chapter 128: Primary Lumpiness Indicators
Chapter 129: Just a Sweet Little Girl
Chapter 130: My Kingdom for a Cashew
Chapter 131: Defending Mujenan
Chapter 132: The Flesh?
Chapter 133: That Flesh
Chapter 134: Harpoon’d
Chapter 135: That’s a lot of blood
Chapter 136: Dangerous Hugs
Chapter 137: Magenta
Chapter 138: A Brand New Life
Chapter 139: Test Subject
Chapter 140: Let’s Put Our Evil Heads Together
Chapter 141: Coward Bad
Chapter 142: Doran’s Havok
Chapter 143: Instant Irony
Chapter 144: The Blender Spell
Chapter 145: Zoomed out
Chapter 146: Birthday Party
Chapter 147: The Birthday Presents
Chapter 148: The Reception
Chapter 149: Jungle Love
Chapter 150: You wouldn’t hit a baby, would you?
Chapter 151: Inked
Chapter 152: A day in the life of Goob
Chapter 153: Swept Away
Chapter 154: Welcome Snot
Chapter 155: The Bigger they Are…
Chapter 156: Fishing By The Lake
Chapter 157: Peer Pressure
Chapter 158: You Don’t Have These?
Chapter 159: My boxed In Valley
Chapter 160: Jungles are moist
Chapter 161: You think the god will notice?
Chapter 162: E-Savages
Chapter 163: Llortan
Chapter 164: Violence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Chapter 165: I saved you a tongue
Chapter 166: Fuckin’ Doug
Chapter 167: It’s Called the Parietal Lobe
Chapter 168: The Killer
Chapter 169: Mind Break
Chapter 170: Lightning 101
Chapter 171: A Banal Sort of Romance
Chapter 172: Prison Rules
Chapter 173: Brainpower
Chapter 174: Detective Calvin
Chapter 175: It Can’t Be That Easy
Chapter 176: Pity Outing
Chapter 177: Camping Trip
Chapter 178: We’re Not Rewarding this behavior!
Chapter 179: Back to Business
Chapter 180: General Electric
Chapter 181: Use of Force
Chapter 182: Cold sandwich
Chapter 183: Don’t Stop Me Now
Chapter 184: ‘Cuz I’m having a good time
Chapter 185: Slime Salesman
Chapter 186: The Shifting Bazaar
Chapter 187: Exterminator
Chapter 188: A Bloodied Nose
Chapter 189: The Wealth of Nations
Chapter 190: Helping Those You Hate
Chapter 191: Expedition
Chapter 192: First Contact
Chapter 193: Not Completely Stupid™
Chapter 194: Smart Enough to Stay Dumb
Chapter 195: A Matter of Scale
Chapter 196: Excitement*
Chapter 197: Don’t Get Short With Me
Chapter 198: Naming the Wildlife
Chapter 199: Of course it’s an ambush
Chapter 200: The Bicentennial
Chapter 201: Putting Down Roots
Chapter 202: De-escalation
Chapter 203: I Found You
Chapter 204: The Battle
Chapter 205: It Gets Worse
Chapter 206: The Old Switcheroo
Chapter 207: Night of the Living dead
Chapter 208: A losing battle
Chapter 209: After-Life
Chapter 210: Rods from God
Chapter 211: It’s Totally Legally Binding
Chapter 212: Prep-Work
Chapter 213: Quirks
Chapter 214: Heads of State
Chapter 215: Liar, Liar
Chapter 216: Undead Science experiments
Chapter 217: Signatory Royals
Chapter 218: The Hunger: A.K.A. The Curious Case of Lady Grey
Chapter 219: Post Human
Chapter 220: Obligatory Training Montage
Chapter 221: Business as usual
Chapter 222: Plastic makes Perfect
Chapter 223 Working with the grain of religion
Chapter 224: It’ll be the National Sport
Chapter 225: The Laborers
Chapter 226: Convert, Meatbag
Chapter 227: Nights in Calvania
Chapter 228: A Dress for the Ball
Chapter 229: The Shifting Board
Chapter 230: Maniacal Laugh
Chapter 231: Pack your Bags
Chapter 232: The Dead Travel Fast
Chapter 233: Creeping in From the Edges
Chapter 234: Shopping Spree
Chapter 235: I Respectfully Disagree
Chapter 236: Business
Chapter 237: Under the Temple of Awakening
Chapter 238: Electric Sheep
Chapter 239: A Partnership With Planned Obsolescence
Chapter 240: Making In-roads
Chapter 241: Red Herrings
Chapter 242: Slave Non Sequitar
Chapter 243: Leaving the City
Chapter 244: Travelling Boles
Chapter 245: Bringing an Elder to a Sage Fight
Chapter 246: Learner, Divided
Chapter 247 I F***ing Called It
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