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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
The Bit Before the Beginning
Chapter 1: This story begins
Chapter 2: Not a car
Chapter 3: The Whiter-Tooth-Whiz 503
Chapter 4: “Fun”!
Chapter 5: NEEEEEWOOOOOWWWW
Chapter 6: Easier than the Hulk
Chapter 7: Better than ALL my other inventions
Chapter 8: Upside-down fish tanks
Chapter 9: Do you want to go faster?
Chapter 10: Who taught you to do that?
Chapter 11: A dip in her stomach
Chapter 12: Dank meme
Chapter 13: Click!
Chapter 14: Quite a pill
Chapter 15: The photo
Chapter 16: Let me get this straight
Chapter 17: Oh. My. Days.
Chapter 18: So jokes
Chapter 19: Like someone torturing a hundred bats
Chapter 20: Trowch i’r chwith
Chapter 21: That’s nice
Chapter 22: Something you might see in a cartoon
Chapter 23: Road closed
Chapter 24: APB
Chapter 25: Like the cheese in a sandwich
Chapter 26: Strange-looking cow
Chapter 27: Not right at all
Chapter 28: Peter Pat
Chapter 29: Good meme
Chapter 30: SAVE ME!
Chapter 31: I’m not an idiot
Chapter 32: Waving goodbye
Chapter 33: Via Big Fart Moor
Chapter 34: I can feel it in my water
Chapter 35: Don’t get cross
Chapter 36: A secret plan
Chapter 37: As Simon Cowell says
Chapter 38: Chill out, sis
Chapter 39: Definitely sarcastically
Chapter 40: HOT ROD
Chapter 41: Like when you run at some sheep
Chapter 42: Calm as a cucumber
Chapter 43: The Eagle and the Squirrel
Chapter 44: Please, no
Chapter 45: Sorry, Mum!
Chapter 46: Does it still work if it gets wet?
Chapter 47: Exactly the opposite
Chapter 48: A nice-looking restaurant
Chapter 49: Mobilcon XR-207. Located
Chapter 50: The sort of thing they say in old films
Chapter 51: If possible, make a U-turn
Chapter 52: One hundred and ninety-two and a half miles
Chapter 53: And I’ll take the low road
Chapter 54: Not very nice
Chapter 55: Believe
Chapter 56: The ready, steady
Chapter 57: Sort of like a friend
Chapter 58: Like a proper big brother
Chapter 59: A strange decision
Chapter 60: Sitting wide
Chapter 61: Baked-bean-flavour crisps
Chapter 62: Until she absolutely has to
Chapter 63: A chance
Chapter 64: Ole’!
Chapter 65: WHAT’S HAPPENING?
Chapter 66: Always fine
Chapter 67: A dodgem car by the sea
Chapter 68: “Was that sarcastic?”
Chapter 69: You can’t say no
Chapter 70: I’ve got this
Chapter 71: The biggest present ever
Chapter 72: Where would you like to go today?
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