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Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Chapter 1: - FEAR ME Chapter 2: - CHILDREN ARE VERMIN Chapter 3: - I AM INCONVENIENCED Chapter 4: - BEHIND EVERY GREAT FORTUNE IS A CRIME Chapter 5: - MY DOG LOLLIPOP Chapter 6: - GIRLS CAN BE CRUEL Chapter 7: - WHAT USE IS A NEWBORN BABY? Chapter 8: - I ACCEPT A CHALLENGE Chapter 9: - FAST AND BULBOUS Chapter 10: - BOYS ARE IDIOTS Chapter 11: - A BRIEF DISCOURSE ON EVIL Chapter 12: - A PHONE CALL TO THE LUXURIA CORPORATION CUSTOMER SERVICE HELP LINE. Chapter 13: - THWARTED Chapter 14: - OLIVER WATSON’S THEATER OF THE MIND PRESENTS THREE PLAYS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT Chapter 15: - EVIL IS MADE, NOT BORN Chapter 16: - I DRAW A HISTORICAL PARALLEL Chapter 17: - I AM IN A FOUL MOOD Chapter 18: - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, BUTTHEAD? Chapter 19: - NEWS FLASHES Chapter 20: - “MEET CUTE” Chapter 21: - LOVE IS IN THE AIR Chapter 22: - I WILL STAND ATHWART THIS GLOBE LIKE A TERRIFYING COLOSSUS AND I ... Chapter 23: - DADDY HAS OTHER THINGS ON HIS MIND Chapter 24: - HOW TO RUN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT Chapter 25: - TRANSCRIPT FROM A PLEDGE DRIVE Chapter 26: - A VISIT TO STATELY SHELDRAKE MANOR Chapter 27: - SUDDENLY, MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE LIP GLOSS Chapter 28: - CALL AND RESPONSE Chapter 29: - EXTREME MAKEOVER—DORK EDITION Chapter 30: - I WILL BE VERY HONEST. I DID NOT SEE THIS ONE COMING Chapter 31: - EXTREME MAKEOVER—MEGA-DORK EDITION Chapter 32: - JUST ANOTHER SCHOOL ASSEMBLY Chapter 33: - AFTERMATH Chapter 34: - I THINK MY FATHER HAS GONE INSANE Chapter 35: - I FEEL LIKE I’VE BITTEN A LIGHTBULB Chapter 36: - OH, THE HUMANITY Chapter 37: - REVENGE OF AFTERMATH! Chapter 38: - THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Chapter 39: - MADNESS Chapter 40: - (SEE PLATE 18) Chapter 43: - FINE
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