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Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Chapter 1: - FEAR ME
Chapter 2: - CHILDREN ARE VERMIN
Chapter 3: - I AM INCONVENIENCED
Chapter 4: - BEHIND EVERY GREAT FORTUNE IS A CRIME
Chapter 5: - MY DOG LOLLIPOP
Chapter 6: - GIRLS CAN BE CRUEL
Chapter 7: - WHAT USE IS A NEWBORN BABY?
Chapter 8: - I ACCEPT A CHALLENGE
Chapter 9: - FAST AND BULBOUS
Chapter 10: - BOYS ARE IDIOTS
Chapter 11: - A BRIEF DISCOURSE ON EVIL
Chapter 12: - A PHONE CALL TO THE LUXURIA CORPORATION CUSTOMER SERVICE HELP LINE.
Chapter 13: - THWARTED
Chapter 14: - OLIVER WATSON’S THEATER OF THE MIND PRESENTS THREE PLAYS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Chapter 15: - EVIL IS MADE, NOT BORN
Chapter 16: - I DRAW A HISTORICAL PARALLEL
Chapter 17: - I AM IN A FOUL MOOD
Chapter 18: - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, BUTTHEAD?
Chapter 19: - NEWS FLASHES
Chapter 20: - “MEET CUTE”
Chapter 21: - LOVE IS IN THE AIR
Chapter 22: - I WILL STAND ATHWART THIS GLOBE LIKE A TERRIFYING COLOSSUS AND I ...
Chapter 23: - DADDY HAS OTHER THINGS ON HIS MIND
Chapter 24: - HOW TO RUN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT
Chapter 25: - TRANSCRIPT FROM A PLEDGE DRIVE
Chapter 26: - A VISIT TO STATELY SHELDRAKE MANOR
Chapter 27: - SUDDENLY, MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE LIP GLOSS
Chapter 28: - CALL AND RESPONSE
Chapter 29: - EXTREME MAKEOVER—DORK EDITION
Chapter 30: - I WILL BE VERY HONEST. I DID NOT SEE THIS ONE COMING
Chapter 31: - EXTREME MAKEOVER—MEGA-DORK EDITION
Chapter 32: - JUST ANOTHER SCHOOL ASSEMBLY
Chapter 33: - AFTERMATH
Chapter 34: - I THINK MY FATHER HAS GONE INSANE
Chapter 35: - I FEEL LIKE I’VE BITTEN A LIGHTBULB
Chapter 36: - OH, THE HUMANITY
Chapter 37: - REVENGE OF AFTERMATH!
Chapter 38: - THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
Chapter 39: - MADNESS
Chapter 40: - (SEE PLATE 18)
Chapter 43: - FINE
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