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Index
Cover
Title Page
Table of Contents
Dedication
Hello, Slattern
1. Getting Dressed: How to Properly Hide Your Shame
2. Bowels into Buckets: Nature Is an Obscene Caller
3. The Treacherous Art of Bathing
4. Menstruation: You’re Doing It Wrong
5. Diet: You’re a Little Bag of Pudding
6. Beauty: Scorch, Slather, and Stuff
7. Courtship: Not-Talking Your Way into His Heart
8. The Wedding Night, or: A Bad Bit of Bumbo
9. Birth Control and Other Affronts to God
10. Being a Good Wife: How to Avoid His Eventual Resentment for as Long as Possible
11. Running a Proper Household: The Gentle Art of Dictatorship
12. Public Behavior: Avoiding Scorn, Dangers, and Museums
13. It’s Hysterical: The Least Funny Thing About Victorian Life
14. The Secret Vice: “Where Warts and Tiny Nipples Come From”
Conclusion: I Miss Pants
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Bibliography
Newsletters
Copyright
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