Trump Is F*cking Crazy by Olbermann, Keith -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Also by Keith Olbermann Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents Introduction PART I

CHAPTER 1: SEPTEMBER 2016

176 Reasons Donald Trump Shouldn’t Be President The Rumormongering About Hillary’s Health Is . . . Deplorable The Deplorables RedeploY King Lear Assassination Is Trump Loyal to the United States? The Atlantic Wall

CHAPTER 2: OCTOBER 2016

Trump and Dogs The Election Is Inviolable, Trump Donald Trump’s Top Fifty Excuses “Because You’d Be in Jail” Trump’s Thirty Craziest Debate Events Camps, With Concentration Meltdown From Russia with Love To Trump’s Supporters: You Know This Man Give Us Your Answer! Imagine To Johnson and Stein Supporters To Hillary Clinton Voters To Women Voting for Trump Trump Praises Another Dictator Worse Than Watergate

CHAPTER 3: NOVEMBER, PRE–ELECTION DAY 2016

The Trumpchurian Candidate Descending from the Clouds Trump Tv—You Think It’s for When He Loses? Goddamned Fascist Morons Another Fucking Trump Lie National Suicide The Terrorists Have Won

PART II

CHAPTER 4: NOVEMBER, POST–ELECTION DAY 2016

Post-Election, THE CLOSER Becomes THE RESISTANCE Pretend Alien and Sedition Twenty-Five, Section 4 Madness A Reply to Trump’s Video

CHAPTER 5: DECEMBER 2016

We Have Elected an Idiot We Have Elected a Shitty Businessman BATMAN Villains Russia “I’m, Like, a Smart Person” The Electoral College and the Compromise of 2016 The President-Elect and Treason Social Security

CHAPTER 6: JANUARY 2017

What Did Trump Know and When Did He Stop Knowing It? Message to a Trump Supporter He Cannot Leave It Alone Guns And Trump Answer the Question, Trump Packing the Court of Public Opinion Boycott the Inauguration Keynote Speech to Meeting of Democracy Matters Another Message to His Supporters—It’s Time for Trump to Resign The Media is Going to Have to Rethink Its Relationship with Trump Here The Apology

CHAPTER 7: FEBRUARY 2017

Trump Has Now Aided Isis The Top Fifty Crazy and/or Impeachable Things Done by Trump Since the Inauguration For Trump Supporters: Meet Fatemah The Arrest of Michael Thomas Flynn Guadalupe García De Rayos Are These People High or What? The Suicide of a Presidency Intel He Must Go Tell It to the Grand Jury Call Them What They Are: A Muslim Ban and a Purge of Hispanics

CHAPTER 8: MARCH 2017

The Cocoon And Anosognosia Russia, Continued The Conspiracy Peddler in Chief That Speech Aged Well Seven Years Russia, Russia, Russia Russia/Wiretap/Comey TestimonY Donald Trump, Loser I Alone Can Break It First to Flip Gets Less Jail Time Could Trump Pass a Sanity Test?

CHAPTER 9: APRIL 2017

Trump is Panicking Over Russia Flynn and the Dog That Did Nothing in the Nighttime So—New Election? The Syria Stunt A Message to President Jackass The Tale of the Tape The President Is Getting Crazier A Gilded Coach, You Say? The White House Russia Cover‑Up What Are We Doing? The One Hundred Days Are Really Just Sixty

CHAPTER 10: MAY 2017

Trump’s Plan: Sue Dissenters Trump is Panicking Again About Russia A Plea to the Free World: For God’s Sake, Ask Trump! The Health Care Repeal Yates Proves Trump’s Treason Follow the Money You Cannot Fire the Man Who is Investigating You An Appeal to the World’s Intelligence Services The Trump-Russia Cover‑Up Case “Some Kind Of Paranoid Delusion” The Tape When Will Russia “Break”? The Arrest of Jared Kushner

CHAPTER 11: JUNE 2017

There Are But Two Parties Now Anybody Else Would’ve Been Fired by Now When Donnie Met Sergey Trump is Now Under Investigation for Collusion and Obstruction of Justice What Was That Again About Russian Hookers? Self-Destruction Does Trump Have Tapes? Does Anybody? Firing The Special Counsel The Appeasement of Trump

Epilogue Photography Credits About the Author