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Index
Title Page
Dedication
Author’s Note (or Why Did I Buy This Book Again?)
Contents
PART ONE: A HEART SURGEON BREAKING BAD
Exodus on Emirates Airlines
Close Encounters with a Revolution
Super-Digitize Me
The Sex Orgy Revolution
English as a Criminal Language
America: We Love to Hate You
The Day the Revolution Ended (Part 1)
The Day the Revolution Ended (Part 2, or Why We Should All Fucking Leave and Go to Canada)
Hi, Mom! I’m on TV!
Dressed for Success
Welcome to Kandahar
Islam Is Coming!
The Halal Parliament
Only God “Nose” (or How I Blew My Salafi Nose Off)
A League of Extraordinary Jerks
Give Us Your Money and Get the Hell Out
A Good Christian Doesn’t Revolt
Bra and the City
An Impossible Proposal
Enter the Stewart
Well . . . Islam Came After All
A Movie That Really “Bombed”
It Takes Eighty-Two to Tango
My Big Day (or How Great Shows Come with Greater Insults)
PART TWO: RISKY BUSINESS
Condoms, Alcohol, and Rock and Roll
The Curious Case of Abu Ismail
Prostituting an Ancient Civilization
How to Interrogate a Joker
It’s All Downhill from Here
Jon Versus the Pyramids
Laughing Our Way to Disaster
A Coup with Popular Demand
Mommy Issues
PART THREE: THE CLOWN, THE TRAITOR, THE OUTCAST
W.W.J.D.? (What Would Jon Do?)
A Long-Awaited Visit
Piss the Nation
The Morning After
Between Two Networks
Shitting My Pants with Bob Simon
The Puppet That Rocked the World
The Super-Candidate
We’ve Got AIDS!!!
I-Listen
Pulling the Plug
A Farewell to Arms
A Toxic Brand
To Flee or Not to Flee
Watching the Craziness from a Distance
My Own Little Curse
We Are Sorry, We Want You Back
America: A Different Kind of Crazy
Do Revolutions Really Work?
The Middle East Does Not Have Nine Lives
Acknowledgments
Photos
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
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