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PART ONE: Various Pets
SERGE: The mill
CLARA: Vandalism, pee and the Doncaster climate
SERGE: Cappuccino
CLARA: Hamlet, Fizzy
SERGE: Chicken
DORO: Groucho Marxist
SERGE: The mermaid
DORO: Under the watchful eye of Che Guevara
CLARA: The slowness of plants
SERGE: The global elite
CLARA: The singing parent family
SERGE: High heels
CLARA: The carrot rocket
DORO: Pessimism of the intellect and optimism of the will
SERGE: The rabbits
PART TWO: Family Snaps
DORO: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
CLARA: Down sin drum
CLARA: Leviathan
SERGE: Thunderstorms
CLARA: Petrol
SERGE: The cockroach
DORO: Be realistic – demand the impossible
SERGE: The Gaussian copula
CLARA: Cheesecake
SERGE: Passwords
CLARA: Grommets
SERGE: Dick Fuld
CLARA: Horatio
DORO: The cries of Catty Lizzie
SERGE: J1nglebell
DORO: The seductive facade
SERGE: The markets
CLARA: Iron Man
SERGE: Girls
PART THREE: Paradise
DORO: Trouble on the allotment
SERGE: The $700 billion bailout
CLARA: Dough
SERGE: Vodka
DORO: The sex rota
SERGE: Lady Luck
CLARA: Mr Gorst/Alan has a moustache
SERGE: A cappella
DORO: Stringy
SERGE: Why apologise?
DORO: Saggy grey
CLARA: Sweeteners
DORO: Undies
SERGE: Angels
DORO: The spider
CLARA: Umpy fashional
SERGE: The bridges over the River Cam
CLARA: Scarper
SERGE: Vilification
DORO: Woolies
SERGE: Green shoots
SERGE: The correlation skew
DORO: Greens not greed!
PART FOUR: Fairyland
SERGE: AAA
SERGE: Hoover
DORO: The letter
SERGE: You naughty boy, you
SERGE: Thwack!
DORO: Flossie
SERGE: Bye-bye, Beastie
CLARA: The moggidge
DORO: Only a broken bowl
CLARA: The SPA
SERGE: Dr Dhaliwal
PART FIVE: Everything Must Go
CLARA: Give ’im no tea
DORO: The fire
SERGE: The Treasury Committee
CLARA: Behind the bookcase
SERGE: A greyish bra strap
CLARA: Bulldozers on the allotment
SERGE: The ghost rabbit
DORO: The stimulator
Epilogue
MARCUS: Ouch!
Acknowledgements
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