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Index
Chapter 1: The Dawn of the Jerk
Chapter 2: A Long History of Jerks
Chapter 3: Organization, the Sciencey Way, Lame Definitions and the First Two of Many Scientific Illustrations
A) Organization
B) The Sciencey Way
C) Lame Definitions
1) Scientific Illustration #1: The Phases of a Jerk’s Behavior
D) A Jerk by Any Other Name: A Note on Language
E) A Truly Scientific Analysis
1) Scientific Illustration #2: On a Scale from Idiot to Complete Jerk
Chapter 4: Can Young Children Be Jerks?
A) Case Study #1: The Cranky Toddlers and the Big Plastic Car
B) Case Study #2: Mayhem in the Mudroom
1) Scientific Illustration #3: The Path to Complete Jerkdom
Chapter 5: Can Really, Really Old People Be Jerks?
A) Case Study #3: The Nursing Home Manly Man
Chapter 6: Jerks in the Family
A) Case Study #4: Rebecca’s Confusing and Alarming Family
1) Scientific Illustration #4: Rebecca’s Family Tree
Chapter 7: Jerks in Sports
A) Players
B) Coaches
C) Fans
1) Case Study #5: The Fan Who Cost Us the Game
D) Referees
Chapter 8: Jerks in a Crisis
A) Case Study #6: The Fire-Drill Drama
B) Case Study #7: Sanjiv’s Hideous Injury
Chapter 9: Jerks at School
A) Students
1) Case Study #8: The Arc of Jerkish Behavior
(a) Scientific Illustration #5: Bell Graph of a Jerk
2) Case Study #9: Graphing Solo Jerks and Groups of Jerks
(a) Scientific Illustration #6: Graphing How Jerks Respond to Jerkish Events
(b) Scientific Illustration #7: Quadrants of Jerkish Behavior
B) Teachers and Principals
1) Teachers
(a) Scientific Illustration #8: Rating Annoying Teacher Behavior
2) Principals
Chapter 10: Miscellaneous Jerks
A) Nurses
B) Doctors and Dentists
C) Bus Drivers
D) Store Clerks
E) Neighbors
F) Servers
G) Internet Trolls
Chapter 11: Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk?
A) Case Study #10: Interview with a Former Jerk (My Uncle Dave)
Chapter 12: Can Animals Be Jerks?
A) Pets
1) Case Study #11: The Flyer-Route Monster
2) Case Study #12: The Four-Pound Ankle-Biter
3) Case Study #13: The Night Screamer
B) Wild Animals
1) Case Study #14: The Garbage Thieves
Chapter 13: You Be the Jerk!
Chapter 14: Drawing Some Conclusions (and a Cool Pie Chart)
Scientific Illustration #9: The Very Last One
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