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Cast of characters: | Main character: Raimey Tanner
Chapter 1 | Justice Boner: The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge; or witnessing someone getting what they deserve.
Chapter 2 | Fucked – To be doomed to misery in the near future. | Utterly screwed. The state of having no future. | To have taken it from behind.
Chapter 3 | Pisstivity: degrees of being pissed off.
Chapter 4 | Cattywampus Bitch: A stressed female acting crazy; chaotic.
Chapter 5 | Embariosity: Intense embarrassment leading to self loathing.
Chapter 6 | Xenization : To exist as a stranger to someone who knows you.
Chapter 7 | Befuckled: to be so intensely shocked at someone’s actions that you physically think or say ‘what the fuck’.
Chapter 8 | Diepnophobia: Fear of dinner conversations.
Chapter 9 | Cobra Bitch: An intensely bitchy girl who also likes to plot and scheme.
Chapter 10 | Animalistic Interslam: When two people have rough, but quite pleasurable sex. Hard penetration. The lovey dovey shit doesn’t matter. A pure animalistic need To FUCK...
Chapter 11 | Bitchtits: To be stealth, unseen, invisible, or ninja-like.
Chapter 12 | Buttfuckscumshot: Not a phrase, but a word I made up. It has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. Generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may be noted that you could be one of these people.
Chapter 13 | Failgasm: When a fail feels so good.
Chapter 14 | Crowbar Motel Pop Round: To visit someone in jail or prison.
Chapter 15 | Well Polish My Nuts and Serve me a Milkshake: HOLY SHIT, I didn’t expect this. To be caught off guard. Extremely surprised to the extent of crapping your pants, at least metaphorically speaking.
Chapter 16 | Analicious – The act of licking on, in, and around the ass. Don’t knock it until you’ve had someone do it to you.
Chapter 17 | Whalecumbuhbye: A piece of shit abandoning mother who thinks she can return, but she’s out of her ever-loving mind. A money hungry bitch who steals from her kids and leaves them with nothing. Mrs. Paula Tanner.
Chapter 18 | Cumfort: To comfort an emotional female with a good round of love-making.
Chapter 19 | Humdrum: Monotonous behavior. Living in routine.
Chapter 20 | Fake Ass Bitch Lieclops: A user, a liar, someone who takes advantage of people for personal gain. A mooch.
Chapter 21 | Where the rubber meets the road: The moment of truth.
Chapter 22 | Muffication: Death by Cunninligus.
Chapter 23 | Fuckyoumentary: When your entire life story is a fucking lie.
Chapter 24 | Douche Mate: The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no other option but to surrender.
Chapter 25 | Mastembarrassment: Feeling completely nervous or embarrassed while talking to someone you have masturbated to.
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