Don't Put That in There! · And 69 Other Sex Myths Debunked by Dr. Carroll, Aaron E. -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication Contents Introduction Part I: Men

Penis Size Matters Batters Up! The Battle of the 7-Inch Penis. Big Feet, Big Hands, Big…? Racial Penis Profiling You Don’t Last Long Enough You Shouldn’t Have Sex Before the Big Game Foreskin and Seven Years Ago … Your Balls Sag with Age Wait for a Whopping Wad Start Small, Stay Small Don’t Swallow Your Cum! There’s Always Semen When You’re Screamin’ You’re Going to Break That Boner You Are Going to Pump That Geyser Dry

Part II: Women

Wearing a Bra Will Keep Your Boobs from Sagging Women Don’t Really Want Sex Bald Is Best (The Bush Versus the Brazilian) G-men, G-spots—They Don’t Exist! Women Do Not Squirt Like Men Blonds Have More Fun Nobody Has Pubic Hair These Days Little Lost Tampon, Where Did It Go? A Woman Needs Her Clitoris Stimulated to Have an Orgasm Buy Our Product for That Clean, Fresh Feeling! Bigger Breasts Are Less Sensitive That Hole Does Nothing for Me

Part III: Sex

Oysters, Chocolate, Bananas … Viagra? Don’t Put That in There! It Will Really Turn a Woman On If You Do the Laundry Don’t Leave Your Socks On! Lose Weight Fast! Have Sex! To Be or Not to Be … Pierced Methuselah Had Sex Ten Times a Day Squeezing Breasts Is All Fun and Games Get Out of Those Pajamas! Can’t Buy Me Love Television Makes You Oversexed It’s Only a Matter of Time Until a Man Cheats There’s a Ten-Year Difference in Sexual Peaks Only Teenagers Come Too Soon Watching Porn Is a Guy Thing Men Want It More. Way, Way More. I Can’t Do That … It Will Give Me Hemorrhoids You’ll Never Go Gray … Down There Let’s Play Back Door, Front Door, Back Door … Married People Don’t Play—with Themselves! Women Are Turned Off by Sweaty, Stinky Men When in Doubt, Double-Bag It The Stiff Has a Stiff Did She or Didn’t She? Faking It for Beginners Only Men Have Wet Dreams Masturbation Will Make You Go Blind Sex Can Give You a Heart Attack

Part IV: Getting Pregnant

You Can’t Get Pregnant During Your Period If a Woman Has an Orgasm, It Is More Likely She Will Get Pregnant You Can’t Get Pregnant If It Was a Rape The Pill Will Make You Fat Birth Control Pills Don’t Work as Well If You’re on Antibiotics If You Put on the Pounds, Birth Control Pills Won’t Work IUDs Are Horrible! Want a Baby Girl? Turn This Way, Bend That Way. You Can’t Get Pregnant If …

Part V: Sexually Transmitted Infections

You Didn’t Get That STD from Sex But What About Crabs? I Know You Can Get Those from the Toilet Seat! Oral Sex Is Totally Safe Condoms Will Protect You from Anything You Don’t Need the HPV Vaccine If You’re Not Having Sex The HPV Vaccine Encourages Girls to Have Sex You Better Not Kiss Anyone with HIV Anal Sex Will Give You Cancer

References Acknowledgments Index Also by Dr. Aaron E. Carroll and Dr. Rachel C. Vreeman About the Authors Copyright