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Index
Cover Page
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
PART ONE
THE LAST RACES OF BRAZIL
NOT REAL GOOD VODKA, BUT REAL VODKA
THE CREEPIEST SCAMMERS
THE ROAD WAS SOFT
A BLOKE COULD DO A LOT WORSE
GSOH
A DAMP, COOL FLANNEL
MADE OUT OF FELT
UNDER AND AWAY
THE FABRIC OF YOUR SHORTS
TERRIBLY CARELESS
PART TWO
NEBRASKA HAS NOTHING TO OFFER
A LOT MORE FUN THAN TUPPERWARE LIDS
A COMPETITION FOR DOORWAY SPACE
SMALL PORTIONS OF AUSTRALIA
FISHED OUT OF THE RIVER WITH A POINTY STICK
THE CAPER
HAVE A TACO AND CALM DOWN
A PRETTY DIFFICULT CHILDHOOD
SOLES OF FEET PRESSED UP AGAINST MINE
CHERRY PIE
PART THREE
A FAIRLY SWEET RIESLING
HOW HAD HE GOT THIS BEER?
JEANS WERE TOO SHORT, HAIR WAS TOO LONG
SOME KIND OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER
A LAST SOY CHAI LATTE
SEVEN TEARS
ALL OF SPACE HAD GOT CAUGHT IN OUR KITCHEN
DON’T GO
KEEP THAT LONGNECK COLD FOR ME
STUPID IN THEIR OWN STUPID WAY
A DRINK FROM THE TAP
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
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