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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Acknowledgments
Introduction
1 All God’s Children Gotta Fart— If farting is sinful, why is it so good for you?
2 The Fart— Will the common household flatus vulgaris please stand up?
3 Words are But Wind— What do all those words mean, and where did they come from?
4 Le Petomane: The Fine Art of Farting— Would you pay to see a man whistle a tune with his asshole?
5 Lit. Farts— Did Shakespeare, Dante, Balzac, and the rest of them really say that?
6 A Swift Kick in Cupid’s Ass— Who says beautiful women don’t fart like the rest of us?
7 Men Of Letters— Mark Twain and Ben Franklin Spell F-A-R-T!
8 Religious Farts— What did Jesus really mean when He said, “Get thee behind me, Satan?”
9 Musical Farts— Yeah, they sound lovely, but where do you put the microphone?
10 Gone with the Wind— Hollywood’s farts: they’re rich, they’re famous, and they’re living your dreams!
11 The Adventures of Fartman— Is Howard Stern America’s favorite asshole?
12 Fun With Farts— Today’s gag items are actually designed to make you gag!
13 Legends of the Fart— Do you have Prince Albert in a can, or Abe Lincoln in a bottle?
Appendix: Somebody Stepped on a Digital Duck— In the ether of cyberspace nobody can hear you fart—or can they?
Bibliography
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