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BATHROOM LORE Short Pot-tastrophes Medium Stalls of Terror The #2 Amendment Famous for 15… Eww ! The #2 Amendment Uncle John’s Stall of Shame POP SCIENCE Medium Dino Chow Unobtainiums How to Crack a Safe, Part I Volcano Moon How to Crack a Safe, Part II How to Crack a Safe, Part III TV OR NOT TV Medium Cancelled! Wait… Meet Omar Shamshoon No Finale Mmm…Words Dead TV FORGOTTEN HISTORY Short Prankelangelo Medium The Datar Flop Dustbin of History: Thomas Meagher Long Dustbin of History: The Pearl Harbor Spy, Part I Resigned in Protest Dustbin of History: The Pearl Harbor Spy, Part II SPORTS Short Jersey Numbers Baseball Contracts Medium Olympic Pranksters NASCAR-tastrophies Odd Sports Ejected from the Olympics Dumb Jock Crimes The Florida White Sox The Other Olympics FADS & FLOPS Short Funny Business Medium Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Product Flops Meat the Beats IT’S A BLUNDERFUL LIFE Short Embarrassed in the E.R. Pasteur Cured Rabbis Hang Up the Phone! “9-1-Dumb, What’s Your Emergency?” Don’t Drink and _______ Real Test Answers Medium Little Things Mean a Lot “9-1-Dumb, What’s Your Emergency?” Oops! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK Medium Govern-mental Don’t Call Me Liz Poli-Talks BODY OF KNOWLEDGE Short Dreamy Facts Odd-Phrodisiacs Brain Power Medium I Stink, Therefore I Am I Burp, Therefore I Am Long *Peoples and Their Diseases AMERICANA Short What It Cost in 1980 Medium City Lights His Rotundity Long The Strange Fate of Big Nose George *The Fearless Wonders HI-TECH BITS & BYTES Short Big Brother 2.0 Medium Dot Bombs Cyber Cowboys CREATURE FEATURES Short Aamazing Aardvarks How to Tickle a Trout Weird Fish Stories Medium 185 Uses for a Pig Weird Animal News Turtle Stories Do You Speak Dog? Do You Speak Dog? Long *Uncle John’s Ants BUSINE$$ Short It Ain’t From There (M)ad Men Medium The Mall: A History, Part I Thinking Outside the Box Children of the Corn Long A History of the Shopping Mall, Part II The Cubicle A History of the Shopping Mall, Part III A History of the Shopping Mall, Part IV HUT, HUT, HIKE! Medium The Packers Are in His Blood The Madden Curse Super Bowl I The Super Bowl Can Kill You College Rivals FOOD & DRINK Short Pink Ping Pong Gross Cocktails How________ Got to Japan Cereal Facts Medium Who Needs Bread? Salem Witch Trials: The Fungus Theory How to Make Prison Wine Eat the World, Part I Eat the World, Part II Long The Physics of Breakfast Cereal THE PRINTED WORD Short Give Me a Sign! Flubbed Headlines KISS and Make-Up Superhero Flops Bumper Stickers Medium Once Upon a Time… Long *Defunct Magazines ORIGINS Short You’re My Inspiration Founding Fathers Medium The Name’s Familiar Inventors, U.K. LAW & ORDER Short Dumb Crooks Medium Strange Lawsuits Weird Crime Hip-Hop Lawsuits Dumb Crooks Long The Missing-Children Milk Carton Program *Falsely Accused INVENTING LANGUAGE Medium Let’s Speak Esperanto Long La Historio da Esperanto, Part I Esperanto, Parto Du Esperanto, Parto Tri Do You Speak Láadan? MUSEUM OF BATHROOMOLOGY Medium Art That Poops Poop That’s Art Long The Lloyds Bank Turd WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS Short Neologisms Modern Words… Not! Medium Lock and Load Word Origins It’s Greek to Us Word Origins VANISHED! Medium The Lost Explorers: Mungo Park The Lost Explorers: Percy Fawcett The Lost Explorers: Ludwig Leichhardt The Lost Explorers: Salomon Andrée IT’S A CONSIPRACY! Medium The Anthrax Attacks, Part I The Anthrax Attacks, Part II Joe Stalin vs. John Wayne, Part I It’s a Conspiracy! Long The Anthrax Attacks, Part III The Anthrax Attacks, Part IV *Numbers on the Radio Joe Stalin vs. John Wayne, Part II MUSIC Medium Lost (and Found) Albums Keith Moon, Bathroom Bomber Song-Wrongers Last Concerts Behind the Riff Odd Musicals Last Concerts, Part II Behind the Love Songs Show Stoppers THAT’S DEATH Short Cause of Death Medium When You Gotta Go… Last Words Died in the Can Postmortems POP-POURRI Short The Last… Happy Waffle Iron Day! Uncle John’s Page of Lists The Only Time… 13 Facts About the Witch Hazel Tree The Monty Hall Paradox Medium Q&A: Ask the Experts Egg Addlers and Pajama Police Dustbin of (Cartoon) History 11 Fictional Doctors Q&A: Ask the Experts REEL LIFE Medium Fight Club, Starring Russell Crowe Godfather, Meet the Godfather Act Your Age Not Coming to a Theater Near You The Portmanteau Movie Quiz The Worst Movie of All Time? Basic Instinct, Starring Jodie Foster TOYS & GAMES Short Fact-opoly A Toy Is Born Medium Arcade Ire Long *Behind the Magic 8-Ball FRIEND OR FOWL? Medium Bird Brains, Part I How to Hypnotize a Chicken Bird Brains, Part III Long Bird Brains, Part II INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS Short Welcome to Druk Yul Medium Why They Don’t Speak Spanish in Rio Other Leaning Towers Weird Canada The Nanny State Quiz MYTHS & LEGENDS Short Do Do That Voodoo! Myth-Conceptions Omens Medium Myth-Conceptions The Master Hoaxer Hoop Snakes and Splinter Cats Whopperknockers and Sand Squinks MONEY, MONEY, MONEY Medium How Not to Rob a Bank Bank Error in Your Favor, Part I Bank Error in Your Favor, Part II MOUTHING OFF Short Suffering Fools To Tell the Truth A Virus With Shoes Don’t Be Afraid… Stand-Up Folks Kurt’s Cuts “Mind Over Mattress” Pun-liners Complaints Dept. PUBLIC LIVES Short Phobias of the Famous Sheetheads Medium Celebs’ Good Deeds Missed It by That Much Unlikely Inventors People You Thought Were Americans Family Business Flakes on a Plane Smart and Talented LIFE IS STRANGE Short Tatt-oops! Crossed Paths Medium Bad News/Good News Lucky Finds Eat My… It’s a Weird, Weird World Ironic, Isn’t It? Huh? Ready…Set…Hurl! Bad News/Good News It’s a Weird, Weird World PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES Short Fatal Flight Firsts Medium The Pee-Mobile Just Plane Weird Flying Blind Pilot (T)error Long Short Story: The Mini *From Audi 5000 to Zunndapp Janus WORDPLAY Short When Words Collide Retronyms Guilt by Association Amazing Anagrams Missing Links Word Game Knock-Knock Jokes Guilt by Association They Might Be Fed Up Know Your Butts Violet Precipitation Medium Ol’ Jaybeard and Brian Long *Pop-Culture Alphabet Answer Pages

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