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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Part 1: For he’s a jolly good fellow …
Chapter 1: Birthday Boy
Chapter 2: Um …
Chapter 3: The Star-Watcher Explorer
Chapter 4: 11.59PM
Chapter 5: When you wish upon a star
Chapter 6: Birthday Two
Chapter 7: Everyday magical
Chapter 8: New kid
Chapter 9: This could get complicated
Chapter 10: The whole school
Chapter 11: Hodgepodge
Chapter 12: A packet of Werther’s Originals, some shoelaces and a jar of Duraglit
Chapter 13: It always just points straight back at me
Chapter 14: Can’t make out what you’re saying there at all
Part 2: For he’s a jolly good fellow …
Part 3: For he’s a jolly—oh.
Chapter 15: Too much
Chapter 16: You’ll what?
Chapter 17: Feeling a bit low
Chapter 18: Sir Guinea Pig and the Green Knight
Chapter 19: Nobody knows
Chapter 20: Never mind
Chapter 21: Especially on your birthday
Chapter 22: A weird wish
Chapter 23: That island in the middle of the river
Chapter 24: With great poo-er
Chapter 25: The rozzers
Chapter 26: It’s a deal
Chapter 27: Don’t look now
Chapter 28: Like a superhero
Chapter 29: Skateboat
Part 4: And so say all of us
Chapter 30: Over the waves of a concrete sea
Chapter 31: Brick. Wall.
Chapter 32: A feeling
Chapter 33: The one thing you definitely need on a dangerous secret mission
Chapter 34: Altogether a strange sight
Chapter 35: Keep it zipped
Chapter 36: How much of an idiot is he?
Chapter 37: Schropplingythingy
Chapter 38: Bon voyage
Chapter 39: Let’s go
Chapter 40: Extremely dark and muddy
Chapter 41: Midnight feast
Chapter 42: Born to be wild
Chapter 43: Some sort of rhythm
Chapter 44: Moonlight motorcade
Chapter 45: Crunch
Chapter 46: Flick. Flick. Flick. Shine. Shine. Shine. Flick. Flick. Flick.
Chapter 47: I’m a guinea pig, for crying out loud
Chapter 48: Stronger than the north pole
Chapter 49: Hello? HQ?
Chapter 50: What aliens?
Chapter 51: Very loud, and thudding
Chapter 52: A human shape
Chapter 53: Don’t swear in front of my children
Chapter 54: A camping trip
Chapter 55: Wobbly and windy and swaying and frightening
Chapter 56: Just hold on
Chapter 57: Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One …
Chapter 58: Nothing
Chapter 59: Birthday Two (The real one)
Chapter 60: Case successfully closed
Chapter 61: He’s always going to be here
Chapter 62: Once a week, at night
Chapter 63: Dash Dash Dash. Dot Dot Dot. Dash Dash Dash.
Coda
Acknowledgements
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