The Reluctant Opening—March 12, 2009
How to Stand out Admidst a Confederacy of Dunces—March 28, 2009
Spatial Concerns—April 8, 2009
Birthday Hats Look Like Dunce Hats—May 24, 2009
Memory Lane is Not Wheelchair Accessible—June 2, 2009
The Four Hoarsemen—June 6, 2009
Small Worlds Can Shrink Even Further—June 12, 2009
Rolling With the Devil—June 15, 2009
This is No Country for Young Men—July 2, 2009
Death Gains Dominion—July 5, 2009
A Valediction: Briefly Allowing Mourning—July 6, 2009
Funeral Procession—July 12, 2009
The Circles of Hell Are Wheels—July 16, 2009
Life Goes Grimly On—August 3, 2009
My Heart Leaps up When I Behold the New Resident—August 10, 2009
Her Crutches Her Silver Bangles—August 15, 2009
Esmeralda, the Elusive Beast of Loch Armstrong—August 22, 2009
Without Contraries, There Is No Progression—August 24, 2009
Attack of the Giant Mantis—September 4, 2009
Elegy to Intellectual Beauty—September 14, 2009
You Can’t Fast-Forward Stop-motion—September 22, 2009
Pupils Are Not Necessarily Synonymous with Vision—September 27, 2009
Keynote Speaker, Keystone Teacher—October 7, 2009
This Wheelchair Bower Her Prison—October 12, 2009
L’enfer, C’est Les Autres—October 13, 2009
Expulsion from Paradise—October 14, 2009
Truth Is Ugliness, Ugliness Truth—October 19, 2009
We Can Find No Scar but Internal Difference, Where the Meanings Are—October 24, 2009
Tossing Away an Albatross Is More Difficult than You Think—October 28, 2009
Ninety-five Domestic Theses—November 3, 2009
Decisions and Revisions Which a Minute Will Reverse—November 5, 2009
Et Tu, Brutus?—November 7, 2009
A Stuffed Man, Leaning Alone, Headpiece Filled with Paper—November 9, 2009
One-man Exodus—November 14, 2009
In Saskatoon Did Kubla Khan a Crappy Torture Home Decree—November 16, 2009
Pity Is an Abomination—November 21, 2009
Better to Serve in Heaven than Reign in Hell—November 24, 2009
How Frugal Is the Chariot that Bears the Human Soul—December 4, 2009
The Crippled Broadcasting Corporation—December 7, 2009
I Do Not Think the Mermaids Will Sing to Me—December 11, 2009
The Winter of My Discontent—December 17, 2009
Ghosts of Christmases Past—December 23, 2009
God Rest This Weary Gentleman, Whom Everything Dismays—December 25, 2009
Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot?—January 1, 2010
Molotov Cocktails Explode Hotter in the Brain—January 3, 2010
What Happens to a Dream Deferred—January 11, 2010
A Teacher’s Work Is Never Done—January 18, 2010
A Day without Learning Is Penance Enough—January 22, 2010
A Tale Told by a Doctor, Full of Sound and Fury—January 27, 2010
Death Saves a Man; the Idea of Death Destroys Him—February 1, 2010
All Noble Things Are Touched with Melancholy—February 4, 2010
Thou Shalt Have Cramps, Side-stitches that Shall Pen Thy Breath Up—February 8, 2010
Nothing Like the Sun—February 11, 2010
Bukowski Probably Liked Hospital Gowns—February 16, 2010
The Vitruvian Man Is the Spokes of a Giant Wheel—February 22, 2010
I Felt a New Orleans Funeral, in My Brain—February 24, 2010
Ding Dong, the Witch is Gone—February 25, 2010
Old No. 7 Brand—February 27, 2010
Much Madness Is Divinest Sense—March 13, 2010
A Big Sister Is the Appendix in the Broken Family’s Anatomy—March 15, 2010
Watering a Poison Tree—March 18, 2010
There’s a Certain Slant of Light That Oppresses—March 23, 2010
As Though of Hemlock I Had Drunk—April 6, 2010
Anger’s My Meat; I Sup Upon Myself and So Shall Fill with Feeding—April 9, 2010
The Still-Small Voice Pronounces Trippingly on the Tongue—April 12, 2010
A Jack in the Box Is a Crippled Son of a Bitch—April 16, 2010
For Thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the Glory—April 22, 2010
Get Me a File, Young Pip—April 27, 2010
The Readiness Is All—May 1, 2010
Travel Narrows the Mind—May 4, 2010
If Only You Could Breathe What I Breathe—May 8, 2010
A Noiseless Impatient Mantis—May 13, 2010