Contents

The Story So Far

Part One: A New World

Prologue

Meanwhile, Back on Earth …

Rock Candy of Doom

The DarkPhone

My Friend’s a Huge Monster from Another World, No Really, He Is …

Snot, Potbellies, and Green Skin

An Unexpected Visit

Moving Home

The Moon Queen

Part Two: New Friends, New Enemies

Home Help

The Nanny of Doom

The Birthday Party

The Paladin, Rufino

In the Court of the Moon Queen

The Conversation

Part Three: Triumph and Despair

Under Attack

To Battle!

Envy and Jealousy

Vengeance of the White Witch

Part Four: Into the Unknown!

The Voyage

Foletto the Skirrit King

Home Is Where the Heart Is … On Your Pink Underpants

The White Tower

The Chambers of Correction

The Lair of the White Witch

The Dark Reliquary

Part Five: Metamorphosis

A Dark Puberty

Return of the Dark Lord

In the Court of the Dark Lord

Darklands: The Game

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going

Bad Judgment Day

The Dungeons of Doom

The Fall. Again.

Back to School

Acknowledgments

The Author

Also by Jamie Thomson