CONTENTS
CHRISTMAS EVE, 2010
CHRISTMAS DAY
NEW YEAR’S EVE
NEW YEAR’S DAY, 2011
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY
GROUNDHOG DAY
VALENTINE’S DAY
PRESIDENTS’ DAY
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
THE IDES OF MARCH
THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING
FULL MOON, MAY 17TH
CATASTROBURY
MEMORIAL DAY
INNISFREE
FLAG DAY
FULL MOON, JUNE 15TH
LABOR DAY
APPENDIX
RECIPES
SONGS
BRIDGET HANAFAN: THE RETROSPECTIVE
CACOPHONY
MANIFESTO OF THE ODALISQUE REVOLUTION
O.R. CERTIFICATE OF MEMBERSHIP
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
A NOTE ON THE AUTHOR
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