Contents

Foreword by Jim Carrey

Introduction

Chapter 1 I Was a Male Hooker

Chapter 2 How Can I Get a Job Like That?

Chapter 3 Plans for Conquering the World

Chapter 4 Very Naked from the Waist Up

Chapter 5 I Needed $3,000 to Get Out of Jail

Chapter 6 Why Didn’t You Tell Me You Were Funny?

Chapter 7 Some Show Business on the Side

Chapter 8 I Am Not High!

Chapter 9 Can I Have Your Autograph and More Butter?

Chapter 10 Let the Good Times Roll

Chapter 11 A Night with Lenny Bruce

Chapter 12 Stuck in a Bag of Mixed Nuts

Chapter 13 I’m Not Going!

Chapter 14 Three Lucky Breaks

Chapter 15 Turkeys in Wheelchairs

Chapter 16 My Heart Started Doing Somersaults

Chapter 17 End of the Line

Acknowledgments

Copyright

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