Foreword by Jim Carrey
Chapter 1 I Was a Male Hooker
Chapter 2 How Can I Get a Job Like That?
Chapter 3 Plans for Conquering the World
Chapter 4 Very Naked from the Waist Up
Chapter 5 I Needed $3,000 to Get Out of Jail
Chapter 6 Why Didn’t You Tell Me You Were Funny?
Chapter 7 Some Show Business on the Side
Chapter 8 I Am Not High!
Chapter 9 Can I Have Your Autograph and More Butter?
Chapter 10 Let the Good Times Roll
Chapter 11 A Night with Lenny Bruce
Chapter 12 Stuck in a Bag of Mixed Nuts
Chapter 13 I’m Not Going!
Chapter 14 Three Lucky Breaks
Chapter 15 Turkeys in Wheelchairs
Chapter 16 My Heart Started Doing Somersaults
Chapter 17 End of the Line