Contents

1. Title Page
2. Dedication
3. 1. The no fan of fan ovens fan club
4. 2. Snow White and the seven dwarf cabbages
5. 3. An offer you cannot refuse
6. 4. Pluck-It
7. 5. Ten Lords a leaping; Nine Ladies dancing…
8. 6. Hey diddle, diddle, a Widdle store card fiddle
9. 7. The prunes with the runes
10. 8. MI GasMark5
11. 9. The not so secret Santa
12. 10. A clandestine cranberry
13. 11. Earl Grey has gone away
14. 12. Flash bang wallop, oh what a picture
15. 13. Why do you build me up, buttercup?
16. Epilogue: Summing up a Christmas cracker
17. Also by Matthew Redford
18. Copyright