Table of Contents
Title Page
Praise
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
Foreword
INTRODUCTION
CAJUN DANCE
A COLD CALL
AIN’T SEEN NUTHIN’ YET
WHEN NATURE CALLS
ONLY EWES CAN PREVENT WILDFIRE
COWBOY VOCABULARY MISCONCEPTIONS
COW DISTURBER
HORSE PEOPLE
A FAVOR
COW PSYCHOLOGIST
MAN’S BEST FRIEND
MARCH MADNESS
SIMPLE PROJECTS
CLOTHESHORSE
THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
CARHARTT COWBOY
COYOTE COWBOY OBSERVATIONS
JACK’S CREATION KIT
CAVE PAINTING
SPRINGTIME FLYING
CHAMPAGNE FLIGHT
THE BUTTERFLY WEDDING
LAKE VALLEY
DOIN’ THE LAUNDRY
RANCHERS AND BUZZARDS
FLYNT AND FRANK
BEANS À LA BLACK— A RECIPE FOR TROUBLE
FREE ADVICE
DRAWING A LINE IN THE DIRT
HOLLER TAIL
SPARKLING CONVERSATION
THE PRODUCER MEETING
MY KINDA TOWN
SMALLVILLE GROWING PAINS
COMING OUT
THERIOGENOLOGIST
CAT LAWS
CHICK-FIL-A
CHICKEN HOUSE ATTACK
A CLOSE CALL
NATURE’S LOGIC
UNCLE BUCKER’S BABY
MORMON BOYS
TALKIN’ DIRTY
DOG ROLLIN’
BONNIE AND DAN
MARGINAL QUOTES
COWBOY WEDDING
REAL THING
THE COWBOY IMAGE
KEEPIN’ BUSY
STRONG WORDS
SUMMER HOME
SPARE HORSE
GOLFING DISASTER
GETTING OUT ALIVE
A STICKY GIFT
KIDS
EDDIE’S BOAT RACE
WILLIE’S TOTAL EXPERIENCE LOUNGE
COWDOGS
SCORPION STRIKES AGAIN
HOMELESS DOGS
A POND RUNS THROUGH IT
VANISHING EAST
DEAR ANIMAL PLANET
NEW NEIGHBORS
JUST SAY NO!
OL’ ROOKIE’S FLASHBACK
DOWN TO NO KEYS
THE ROPIN’ VET
GEORGE AND ELLIE
EDSEL’S TRUCK
JACKSON HOLE FIRES
HISPANIC AGRICULTURE
ETHIOPIA, WHY ME?
FOOD AID TO AFGHANISTAN
EMPTY PLACES AT THE CHRISTMAS TABLE
HARDY TREES
GIMP
COWHIDE ON THE SOLES OF HIS BOOTS
TIMED EVENT MAN
SEMI-TOUGH
MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS (BAR)
JET LAG DIARY
THE POLO CLUB
KELLY’S HALLOWEEN
BRUSH JACKET TESTIMONIAL
THE COWBOY AND THE ATHLETE
TWENTY-FIVE THINGS LIKE BEING IN THE CATTLE BUSINESS
BACK TO NATURE
THE MOVE
COWBOY CURSES
FIFTY WAYS TO FOOL YER BANKER
ECONOMIST NIGHTMARE
TOBACCO SUITS
THE DREADED BLUE BOX
PETE AT THE ALTAR CALL
WHALE DILEMMA
HUNTING CAMP COOK
WEE THANKSGIVING
GOAT DAY
THANKSGIVING
FREDDY’S TRIAL
DOZERMAN
THE BULLRIDER’S LIMP
HIND SPEAK
TRY ME
IS THERE REALLY A SANTA CLAUS?
PICKUP DREAMS
THE FORD EX’S
CLASH OF THE TITANS
Y2K—NO SWEAT
2020
TOXIC COFFEE
HANDY TOASTS AND TRIBUTES
UNFINISHED THOUGHTS
GLOSSARY
NPR AIR DATES
ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATORS
About the Author
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