Contents

“You’re New, Right?”

Books by Paula Danziger

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Epigraph

A Note from Paula

Introduction

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Special Excerpt from It’s an Aardvark-Eat-Turtle World