Title Page
Dedication
Prologue
1: The Invite
2: Shirts Vs. Sins
3: Special Delivery
4: Getting A Life
5: It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
6: Corkscrewed
7: Aliens And Other Party Fouls
8: Please, Be A Deer
9: Nobody’s Home
10: Going Green
11: Catch My Drifter?
12: Let’s Get High
13: Strange Brew
14: Greasing The Wheels
15: Lenny Bruce Is Not Afraid
16: A Thought
17: A Thought
18: Retail Therapy
19: Everyone’s A Winner
20: A Man Of Action
21: Rhapsody In Purple
22: Anger Management
23: Winners
24: Mall For One, And One For Mall
25: I’ll Drink To That
26: A Case Of Bed Head
27: First Date
28: Just Another Sad Love Song
29: This Is Not A Drill
30: The Most Interesting Man In The World
31: In For The Kill
32: Deep Freeze
33: All Aboard
34: Looks Like We Made It
35: Uzi-Licious
36: Like A Bat Out Of Hell
37: When Life Hands You Aliens …
38: Imagine All The People
39: Hangover
40: Give Me Some (Outer) Space
41: What’s Next?
Acknowledgments
About The Author
Copyright