CONTENTS
Dick Pics, Death Threats, and Dating 101
If You’re Happy and You Know It, Thank Your Ex
Same Penis (or Vagina) Forever
Treat Yo’ Self ’Cause No One Else Will
Maybe She’s Born with It, Maybe It’s Photoshop
How to Set Goals & Be Your Own Sugar Daddy
Started from the Bottom, Now We Are Slightly Above the Bottom
What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Weird at Parties
Supportive Sally > Bitter Betty
You Can’t Spell Friend Without “End”
