Contents

Title Page

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The Cat: a Folk Tale

Winter is Coming

Ten Short Conversations I Have Had With Cats

There is a Cat And It Never Goes Out

Cat Horoscopes

I Put a Bell On You (Because You’re Mine)

Advice for New Owners of a Formerly Homeless Cat

The Summer of Love

Cat Lists

He’s Got Eyes

Rorschach

YOLNT

Acknowledgements

Also by Tom Cox

About the Author

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