Tailgaters are known for their creative grilling techniques and bold fashion statements

Chapter 6

Chapter 6: Texas Tailgating and Wild Game

On a sunny Sunday afternoon in November, in the parking lot of Reliant Stadium, a few hours before the Houston Texans game, I came upon a city of grills. • I had heard that there was some serious tailgating before the Houston Texans games, so I thought I’d look around the parking lots and get an overview of what people were grilling. But I had no idea what I was getting into. I wrote down recipes until my fingers hurt. And I never even made it past the main gate area.

In front of the main gate, I climbed on top of the school bus with an observation deck to get a look around. From that vantage point, I saw thousands of smoky fires in all directions. There were more plumes of smoke coming from remote parking lots that were more than a mile away.

Houston Texans officials estimate thirty thousand people tailgate before the average home game. In a survey, 52 percent of Texans fans said they ate in the parking lot before the game. When the Texans play Monday Night Football at home, the crowd swells and the cooking gets even more serious. That’s when the turduckens and the whole hogs show up.

Why do they do it? What’s the point of tailgating? To create fan camaraderie and support the football team, rabid tailgaters will tell you. But these motives hardly explain what tailgating in Texas has become.

It’s a party and a pep rally, for sure. But tailgating has become a sport unto itself. These gatherings have turned into the purest form of culinary competitions; this is where the best grillers in Texas go to show off in public. In this small “city” of thirty thousand, there are all kinds of cooks. But nearly all of them are putting on a show.

A white-haired gentleman named Sal Ramirez was sitting behind his vehicle grilling on a tiny charcoal grill. He was only cooking a couple of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for himself and a lady friend. But his grapefruit marinade was unique (see the recipe on here). And he was quick to point out that the red grapefruits came from his own backyard.

This tailgater has his jalapeño links custom-made at the Chappel Hill Meat Market by legendary sausage-maker Mike Kopycinski

Nearby, Jacob Trevino flipped his special-recipe stuffed hamburgers. The half-pound patties were made of ground chuck mixed with chopped black olives, chipotle peppers, several kinds of cheese, and Lipton onion soup mix, he told me. Inside each patty, he had created a pocket and stuffed it with cheddar and chiles. (See my version.) Trevino hunted me down a few hours later so I could try one of his Tex-Mex stuffed burgers. (It was terrific.) Another tailgater, named Gabe Gonzales, handed me a roasted jalapeño stuffed with cream cheese. Most tailgaters bring a little extra food to give away. Some bring a lot of extra food to give away.

Wild game is especially popular at football games. I have seen elk, wild boar, and venison served at tailgate parties. Wild game is great for impressing fellow tailgaters, since you can’t buy it at the grocery store or order it in restaurants. Besides, I suspect that in many households, Mom is eager for Dad to get that deer meat out of the freezer. (That’s the way it was when I was growing up, anyway.)

In the south parking lot in front of the stadium’s main gate, the Raging Bull Tailgaters, winners of the Tailgater of the Year award (which is paid in grocery store coupons) a few years ago, served free food to hundreds of people they had never met before. Each week the team of eight spends two thousand dollars on food. Typically the menu includes half a dozen briskets, half a dozen pork loins, 10 racks of ribs, 30 pounds of chicken wings, 100 pounds of sausage, 40 pounds of shrimp, 20 pounds of fish steaks, and 100 pounds of smoked boudin. There are seldom any leftovers.

Saint Arnold’s, the local microbrewery, shows up every week with lots of beer. Stadium rules prohibit charging any money, so everything is free.

Years ago, there was a similar spirit at Texas barbecue cook-offs. But the rigid rules and rising costs ruined all that. Today, barbecue cook-off teams at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Barbecue Cook-off (which is also held in the same parking lot) are required to carry million-dollar liability insurance policies. Successful teams seek corporate sponsorships to defray the expenses. In exchange, the team serves as a caterer for the corporation’s functions. You have to have a corporate wristband to get into the party and the barbecuing that was once a joy turns into a job.

Tailgaters grill whatever they want—just for the fun of it. Some put on a big show and some cook quietly with class.

FeedYard Saloon, voted Tailgater of the Year a few years ago, serves brisket and beans to the public from a modern chuck wagon. Family Feud comes in a school bus painted half maroon and half burnt orange—the colors of archrivals Texas A&M and the University of Texas. They serve gourmet tailgating fare including chorizo-stuffed quail and grilled chicken in cilantro cream sauce. The owners of a Mexican-American meat company gave me a taste of a wild boar cooked in a caja china—a Cuban pig-roasting box with a mesquite grill on top. (See La Caja China.)

Next to grills on trailers the size of my car, I ate medallions of venison backstrap served on hot biscuits with gravy, cheese-stuffed jalapeños wrapped in venison sausage, and grilled shrimp and pineapple kebabs. But I also learned a lot from people sitting in lawn chairs beside tiny propane grills where they cooked grilled asparagus, grilled artichokes, and countless delicacies wrapped in bacon. Bacon is the butcher’s string, cooking oil, and garnish, all in one.

Tailgaters are incredibly ingenious. They can bake or steam on the grill with a little aluminum foil. Margarita mix straight out of the bottle becomes an easy marinade for pork, and Bloody Mary mix doubles as a great shrimp cocktail sauce (see the recipe here).

The secret to tailgate grilling is lots of advance preparation. Tailgaters tinker with the seasonings and precook things at home in the kitchen so that when they get to the stadium, there’s nothing left to do but throw it on the grill. It’s a great technique for backyard grillers, too. Take it from the tailgaters: when you’re entertaining in your backyard, do the prep work a day in advance. Then on the day of the party, relax and enjoy.

TAILGATING IN Texas is a tribal bonding ritual

Oktoberfest celebration at the football stadium

HOUSTON TEXANS

The Houston Oilers prohibited tailgating at the Astrodome. But when the Texans brought NFL football back to Houston, the new owners decided to promote tailgating as a way to build fan loyalty. The team started the Tailgater of the Game and Tailgater of the Year, competitions that are sponsored by Texas supermarket chain H-E-B. The winner receives a few gift certificates. (Which is next to nothing compared with the huge cash prizes at top barbecue cook-offs.)

Joe Cahn, the self-proclaimed “Commissioner of Tailgating” travels around the country checking out the action. Cahn proclaimed Houston’s Reliant Stadium tops in the NFL tailgating scene because of the enormous expanse of the parking lots and the quality of the cooking.

Tailgater grilling at a University of Texas Longhorns game in Austin

Ancho–Root Beer Hot Wings
MAKES 2 DOZEN
Now that there are several restaurant chains devoted to chicken wings, the time when Buffalo hot wings were an obscure bar snack found primarily in upstate New York seems like part of ancient history.

24 chicken wings

2 tablespoons Red Rub

4 tablespoons (½ stick) butter

1 cup Ancho–Root Beer BBQ sauce

1 teaspoon habanero pepper sauce, or to taste

Tex-Mex Ranch Dressing

6 celery stalks, cleaned and chopped into short pieces

Set the grill on medium-high heat. Rinse the wings and sprinkle with the rub. Grill the wings, turning often and moving them around to cook evenly. When the wings are well cooked, prepare the wing sauce.
In a flat metal baking pan set on the grill, melt the butter and add the barbecue sauce and habanero pepper sauce. When the wings are nicely brown, put them in the pan, shaking and turning to coat with the sauce. Reduce the heat to low. If you have a wing rack, hang the wings from the rack. If you don’t have a rack, place the metal pan on the grill or in a medium oven. Cook for 5 to 10 minutes, turning so that the wing sauce becomes sticky and adheres to the chicken wings. Serve immediately with the dressing and celery stalks.

GRILLING SEASON

In Texas, the grilling seasons are reversed. When most of the country is putting away the Weber for the winter, Texans are tailgating at football games and grilling wild game. The backyard barbecue season is a lot longer in Texas and in most of the South too. Late fall, winter, and early spring are generally the nicest times of the year to eat outside. When southerners grill in the summer, it’s often to avoid heating up the house.

Virgin Mary Grilled Shrimp Cócteles
SERVES 4
Tailgaters are great at coming up with new uses for the ingredients on hand. But this tailgaters’ recipe for grilled shrimp cocktails using Bloody Mary mix is sheer genius. The spicy tomato juice makes a much better shrimp cocktail sauce than the ketchup-based glop you get in a lot of restaurants.

Four 8-inch wooden skewers, soaked in water for 15 minutes

1 pound jumbo shrimp (16 shrimp)

½ cup grapefruit juice

¼ cup jalapeño jelly

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 tablespoon vegetable oil

2 tablespoons soy sauce

Cooking spray

2 ripe avocados, sliced

1 cup chopped red onion

Juice of 1 lime

Tabasco sauce, to taste

Bloody Mary Mix

½ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves, for garnish

Thread the shrimp on the soaked wooden skewers. In a measuring cup or small bowl, combine the grapefruit juice, pepper jelly, garlic, oil, and soy sauce. In a baking dish, cover the shrimp with the marinade, cover with plastic wrap, and place in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.
Light the grill. Shake the shrimp skewers to remove excess marinade. Coat the shrimp with cooking spray and grill for 2 to 3 minutes on each side, or until the shrimp are cooked through. Remove from the grill. Remove the shrimp from the skewers.
Divide the avocado slices among 4 martini glasses (or four clear plastic glasses if you’re tailgating). Sprinkle with red onion, lime juice, and hot sauce. Add 4 shrimp to each glass. Fill the glass with Bloody Mary Mix (without alcohol) until it just covers the bottom of the shrimp. Garnish with cilantro. Serve with a spoon and saltine crackers or tortilla chips.

LA CAJA CHINA: THE CUBAN PIG ROASTER

The portable pig-roasting box, or caja china, probably originated in Cuba. Beachside food vendors use them to prepare picnic sandwiches in Puerto Rico. The box started turning up on the East Coast a few years ago when a company in Miami started marketing them under the name “La Caja China.” The medium-size box sold at the company’s website for around three hundred dollars and cooked a seventy-pound whole pig in four hours. The pig comes out with a nice crispy skin, too.

While checking out the tailgating action at Reliant Stadium during football season, I stopped to admire what looked like a charcoal grill loaded with fajita meat and tortillas. But Mariano Moreno, the grill chef, threw me a curve ball. The grill had a pair of what looked like wheelbarrow handles sticking out of each side. Mariano summoned a friend over and they used these handles to lift up the entire firebox and grill assembly to show me what was below.

In an insulated box underneath the coals, there was a slow-cooking chamber that was big enough to accommodate a whole pig. As it happened, Moreno and company had already cooked and consumed a whole wild hog earlier in the day. Now they were cooking whole sections of beef short ribs in their amazing “Chinese box.”

Moreno and company told me they bought their caja china in Monterrey, where the device is often used to slow-roast cabrito.

This Caja china has a large removable grill with four stout handles. In the cooking chamber below, several pork roasts were being slow-roasted.

Grapefruit Chicken Fajitas
SERVES 6
Sal Ramirez sat behind his pick-up truck grilling chicken. He had marinated two boneless, skinless chicken breasts in red grapefruit juice and seasoned them with paprika and lemon pepper.
“You baste the chicken with more grapefruit juice while it’s on the grill,” he said as he demonstrated his technique. There were more grapefruit sections ready to garnish the finished chicken, which he served in slices over salad greens. “The grapefruit comes from a tree in my backyard,” Ramirez told me. He looked to be in his late sixties or early seventies, and he said he used the skinless chicken because he was watching his cholesterol.

Four 7-ounce boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 clove garlic, minced

2 tablespoons ground Mexican oregano

Juice of 2 Texas red grapefruits

1 tablespoon olive oil

Salt and pepper

6 flour tortillas

Texas Red Grapefruit Salsa

Pound the chicken breasts flat between two sheets of plastic wrap. Combine the garlic, Mexican oregano, juice from 1 grapefruit, and olive oil in a mixing bowl. Add the chicken breasts to the mixture and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours or overnight. Discard the marinade.
Heat the grill. Season the breasts with salt and pepper and grill over hot coals for 2 minutes on each side. Move the chicken to a cooler part of the grill. Cook for 6 to 8 minutes, basting with the juice from the second grapefruit, until cooked through. Heat the tortillas on the grill, turning often. Transfer the chicken breasts to a cutting board and slice them into long strips. Place the chicken strips on a serving platter. Bring to the table (or tailgate) with the warm tortillas, grapefruit salsa, and other condiments such as chopped lettuce or black olives. Invite your guests to make their own fajita tacos.

THE KING OF TEX-MEX: MATT MARTINEZ

Matt Martinez Jr., the King of Tex-Mex, loved to tell stories about his days of playing hooky from school and going fishing and hunting in the wilderness that was once South Austin.

“I spent so much time hunting and fishing, I flunked third grade,” he used to say. “The best fishing hole in the city used to be right where Barton Creek emptied into Town Lake,” he remembered. “I used to come home with twenty or thirty perch from that spot. You can’t even eat the fish from Town Lake anymore.”

Matt was a fourth-generation Tex-Mex cook. His grandfather Delphino sold tamales and pecan pralines from a cart he pushed on Congress Avenue before opening El Original, one of the first Tex-Mex restaurants in Austin, in 1925. Matt Senior founded Matt’s El Rancho, Austin’s quintessential Tex-Mex restaurant, in 1952. Of course, nobody called it Tex-Mex back in those days. In fact, the sign outside of the current location of Matt’s El Rancho still boasts THE KING OF MEXICAN FOOD. The term “Tex-Mex” triggers a debate in this family.

Matt Jr.’s sister Gloria Reyna, co-owner of Matt’s El Rancho, hates the term. “My grandmother was born in San Luis Potosí. She never called her food Tex-Mex and neither would my Dad,” Gloria told me. But Matt was proud and stubborn.

When Englishwoman Diana Kennedy told him that Tex-Mex wasn’t real Mexican food, he was insulted. His family came from Mexico and had been cooking in Texas for three generations. But Matt defiantly decided that thenceforward, he would call all his cooking Tex-Mex. And he would help to make Tex-Mex one of the world’s most popular cuisines.

He was a great sportsman and wrote regularly for hunting and fishing magazines—mainly about how to cook wild game. He got his recipe for birds and fish from his grandmother: salt and pepper it, dust it with flour, and pan-fry it in a little manteca (lard).

Matt died a few weeks after I interviewed him at his restaurant in Dallas in the spring of 2009. He will be missed by everyone who loves Tex-Mex.

Matt Martinez Jr. demonstrating one of his favorite venison recipes

Grilled Backstrap with Peach Glaze
SERVES 4 TO 6, DEPENDING ON THE SIZE OF THE BACKSTRAP
The backstrap is the tenderloin of the vension. It deserves to be grilled rare like any good cut of meat. Serve with baked sweet potatoes topped with Chile Butter.

1 whole venison backstrap

3 tablespoons Tex-Mex Grill Blend

¼ cup white wine

2 cups peach preserves

2 tablespoons olive oil

Prepare the grill. Remove any silver skin from the backstrap. Cut the meat across the grain into thick serving pieces (about 2 inches each). Sprinkle the seasoning blend on the meat, turning to season both sides. In a saucepan, heat the white wine to boiling and cook until reduced by half. Blend in the preserves and cook over medium heat until liquefied. Set aside.
Brush a little olive oil on each piece of meat and place the meat on the grill. Cook for about 4 minutes. Turn and cook for another 3 minutes, then brush with the glaze. When the meat is done to your liking, turn it one more time and brush the other side with the glaze. Cook until the glaze just begins to bubble. (The glaze has to be added at the last minute or it will burn.) Serve immediately.
Venison Sausage
MAKES 12 POUNDS
Making link sausage is complicated, but making patty sausage is fairly simple. And there’s lots of things to do with it besides cooking it for breakfast; try making Grilled Stuffed Peppers and Atomic Deer Turds.

5 pounds fatty pork butt

5 pounds venison shoulder, cut into pieces

2 pounds salt pork, rind removed

½ cup coarsely ground black pepper

2 cups pickle juice

10 whole cloves garlic

1 teaspoon oil for frying

Grind the pork butt, venison, and salt pork together through a ¼-inch plate of a meat grinder. Add the pepper, pickle juice, and garlic cloves a little at a time in the top of the grinder along with the pieces of meat so that the spices become well incorporated in the meat. In a large bowl, knead the mixture with your hands until everything is well blended.
In a small skillet, heat the oil. Form a portion of the mixture into a small patty and fry. Taste for seasonings, and adjust to your taste. At this point you can divide the sausage into 1-pound packages and freeze for patty sausage.

VARIATIONS

For wild boar sausage, substitute wild boar or feral hog meat for the venison. For spicy hot, substitute a bottle of pickled jalapeños and their juice for the pickle juice and add ¼ cup or more of salt.

Armadillo Eggs
MAKES 4
The initial burn of the jalapeño is pretty intense, but it quickly subsides into a pleasant mouth buzz that goes great with cold beer. The main trick to taming the heat is to clean out all the white inner membrane and seeds from the jalapeño. Other methods of cooling it down include starting with grilled jalapeños or cutting the pepper into smaller chunks.

4 small jalapeño peppers

Four 1-inch chunks of cheese

4 strips bacon

Cut the tops off the jalapeños. Hollow out the inside of the bottom end of the pepper, removing all of the seeds and as much of the white pith as possible without puncturing the chile. Cut some cheese so that it fits inside the pepper. Wrap with bacon and secure with a toothpick pushed through the middle of the pepper.
Light the grill. Cook the peppers over medium heat, turning often, for about 15 minutes or until the bacon is well browned. Serve immediately.

MATT MARTINEZ’S BACON WRAPPING TRICK

“Stuff it with a jalapeño and wrap it with bacon” is pretty much the standard hunting-camp recipe for anything. Matt Martinez Jr. showed me a neat trick for bacon wrapping. He pounded the bacon with the side of a meat cleaver to make it thinner and more elastic. It sticks to the meat better and cooks faster, too.

Legendary barbecue man Rick Schmidt grills some dove and quail poppers on the pit at Kreuz Market in Lockhart

Rick Schmidt’s Bird Poppers
MAKES 12
Rick Schmidt of Kreuz Market in Lockhart, the most famous barbecue joint in Texas, told me to call him up a day in advance and he’d put some quail on for lunch sometime. I called and he made good on his promise.
He cooked up a couple dozen quail and about a dozen doves on the smoker at Kreuz Market. Each had a small round of pepper neatly tucked into a slit on the side of the bird instead of the usual half a pepper stuck in the breast cavity. He cooked the “running gear,” as he called the legs, separately on a piece of aluminum foil.
“With birds it’s best to start out cooking them slow and then finish them on a hot fire,” Rick said as he took them off the pit.

1 tablespoon pepper jelly or peach preserves

¼ cup white wine

12 jalapeño pepper slices or 6 peppers, halved and seeded

12 whole dove breasts or whole quail breasts

12 strips bacon

12 toothpicks

Salt and pepper

Light the grill. Combine the jelly and wine in a small pan on the grill. Place a pepper slice into a slit in each dove or quail breast, wrap with bacon, and secure with a toothpick. Or place a pepper half inside the breastbone of each bird and wrap with a strip of bacon and secure with a toothpick. Place the poppers on the slow part of the grill and cook slowly for 15 or 20 minutes, until the meat is rosy inside; then paint with the glaze and move to the hot part of the grill until the bacon is crispy, about 5 more minutes. Season with salt and pepper and serve.
Atomic Deer Turds
MAKES 4 HALVES
Instead of bacon (see Armadillo Eggs), some tailgaters prefer to wrap their stuffed jalapeños with breakfast sausage. I also saw a tailgating team using butterflied venison backstrap medallions as the outer layer—but the very best meat for this use is venison sausage.

2 small jalapeño peppers

Two 1-inch chunks of cheese

6 to 8 ounces cold Venison Sausage (or substitute pork sausage or ground beef)

Cooking spray

Cut the tops off the jalapeños. Hollow out the inside of the bottom end of the pepper, removing all of the seeds and as much of the white pith as possible without puncturing the chile. Cut some cheese so that it fits inside the pepper. Flatten a cold 3- to 4-ounce patty of Venison Sausage on a cutting board with your palm. Peel it up and fold it around the stuffed pepper, squeezing to form an oblong shape and sealing the pepper inside. The sausage-wrapped peppers can be made in advance to this point and stored in the refrigerator for several days.
Light the grill. Spray some oil in a skillet or griddle and cook the stuffed sausage over medium heat, turning often, for about 15 minutes or until well browned on all sides. Allow to cool enough to handle, then, with a sharp knife, cut each oblong in half so you can see the pepper and cheese. Serve immediately.
Grilled Quail with Cilantro Cream
SERVES 6
It’s not easy to bone out a quail and leave the meat in one piece. That’s why most hunters grill game birds with the breast meat still on the bone as in the recipe for poppers. But when you buy quail at the store, they come neatly cleaned. That’s when you want to try a fancier presentation like this. There isn’t a lot of meat on a quail, so don’t count on serving them as a main dish at dinner, but they make a delicious addition to a mixed grill.

6 quail, boneless

1 teaspoon olive oil

2 tablespoons Red Rub

3 tablespoons honey, warm

Cilantro Cream

Rinse the quail and rub with the oil, then sprinkle with Red Rub and allow to marinate in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.
Light the grill. Place the quail on the slow part of the grill and cook slowly for 15 or 20 minutes, turning once, until the meat is rosy inside; then paint with the honey and move to the hot part of the grill, turning frequently, until the glaze bubbles, about 5 more minutes. Remove from the grill. Drizzle the quail with Cilantro Cream and serve immediately as part of a mixed grill or as an appetizer.

Season the meat extra spicy and don’t overfill the bell-pepper halves when you make Grilled Stuffed Peppers

Grilled Stuffed Peppers
MAKES 6 SMALL STUFFED PEPPER HALVES
Stuffed peppers come out well on the grill if you don’t make them too big. I like to mix ground meats and season the stuffed peppers heavily. Be sure to cook a little of the meat mixture to test the seasonings before you stuff the peppers, since the salt and spice levels of the various sausage meats and seasoning mixes vary widely.

2 tablespoons seasoning blend of your choice

1 teaspoon salt (omit if there is salt in the seasoning mix)

½ cup white wine

½ pound Venison Sausage (or substitute breakfast sausage meat)

½ pound ground beef

1 cup cooked rice

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 egg, beaten

½ cup minced fresh parsley leaves

Cayenne pepper

Ground cumin

Oil, for frying

3 small green bell peppers (four lobes preferred)

Mix the seasoning blend, salt, and wine in a small bowl and stir well. Then combine the mixture with all the other ingredients except the oil and peppers in a mixing bowl and mash with your hands until all the ingredients are evenly distributed. Put the meat in the refrigerator for an hour or more to allow the flavors to blend.
Heat a little oil in a frying pan and place a teaspoon of the meat mixture in the hot oil. Cook, turning frequently, until done on both sides. Taste, and adjust the salt and seasonings in the remaining meat mixture.
Cut the peppers in half through the stem so that they form six half-pepper cups. Fill each half pepper with meat mixture. Mound the meat no more than a ½ inch over the top edge of each pepper. The stuffed peppers can be made in advance to this point and stored covered in the refrigerator for several days.
Light the grill. Cook pepper side down over low heat for 10 to 12 minutes, until the pepper is charred and soft. Turn the stuffed peppers over and cook on the meat side for 10 minutes. Test for doneness. Serve immediately with your choice of salsas. These are also great cold or cut into slices for sandwiches.

VARIATIONS

LEB-MEX PEPPERS

Use kebab seasoning such as Sadaf, available in Middle Eastern grocery stores.

CAJUN PEPPERS

Use a Cajun spice blend such as Tony Chachere’s or Zatarain’s and omit the salt.