LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

1: Frontispiece

“Each morn I rise with brushing of the teeth

2: And choose my clothing for the day to come.”

“Did Doctor Seuss

Take thee unto a haberdashery,

And afterward treat thee unto a meal

3: Of em’rald chicken’s eggs and jambon vert?”

4: “Whate’er.”

“’Tis wherefore I have come unto this place,

5: This refuge mine: Westside Pavilion mall.”

“In simple letters, penn’d by tender hand,

There was a verse of passing beauty writ,

6: with signature of one Admirer Secret.”

“We shall both read one book—not school assign’d—

7: For education and enjoyment both.”

“The way lads dress is nothing short of odd,

8: As if they fell, like apples, from their beds…”

“A chick doth signal me by feather shed.

9: Perchance she’ll help me climb the pecking order.”

“I’ll paint thee to appear as white as snow,

10: Yet thou art flush’d, and must unwind thy nerves…”

“I cannot stop our progress—we are bound

11: Unto the boulevard, whatever will!”

12: “Help! Stop, ye villains! Help! O, bring me up!”

“Do thy words mean thou car’st for me as well?”

13: “More care have I than I could ever tell.”