Index

Page numbers refer to the print edition.

Abolafia, Louis, 105–15, 234n15

abolition, 15, 28, 30, 38

acceptance speeches, 57, 58, 60, 61, 67, 71

Adams, Charles Francis, 44, 46, 48

Adams, John, 7, 44, 47

Adams, John Quincy, 7, 44, 47

African Americans: as presidential candidates, 55–63, 132–37, 197–202; and racism, 59, 61; and Republican Party, 56; and voting issues, 59

Allen, Gracie, 73–79, 82, 117, 174, 191

Amalgamated Flying Saucers Clubs of America, 98

American press. See press coverage

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, 174, 181–82

American Woman Suffrage Association, 41

Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, 100

Anti-Bunk Party, 67–72

Anti-Masonic Party, 44–49

antiwar movement, 111, 113

Arnold, Kenneth, 97

atomic bombs, 96, 97

auto safety issue, 117

Barr, Roseanne, 189–96

Barry, Dave, 161, 217

Basiago, Andrew, 210–13

Beecher, Henry Ward, 42

Birthday Party, 150

Black Panthers, 126, 130

Blakk, Joan Jett, 2, 154–57

Buchanan, Pat, 156, 157

Burck, Robert. See Naked Cowboy

Burns, George, 73, 74, 76, 78, 79, 117

cable TV. See press coverage

The Candidates (Munford), 8

capitalism, 204, 205

Capp, Al, 112, 113

Carter, Jimmy, 99, 152

censorship issue, 119, 123

Church of God, 88, 89, 92, 93

Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 181

civil rights movement, 111, 136

Civil War, 26, 30, 32, 41, 48, 51

Cleaver, Eldridge, 105, 126–31, 192, 236n8

clown campaigns, 166, 190

clown candidates, 1, 74, 76, 161, 178, 219

Clown Prince of the Under-the-Counter Culture, 148

Colbert, Stephen, 174–82

cold war, 82, 96, 98, 99

Collier, Gene, 167

Collins, Gail, 200

comedians: Dick Gregory, 132–37; Gracie Allen, 73–79; Pat Paulsen, 116–25; Roseanne Barr, 189–96; Stephen Colbert, 174–82; Will Rogers, 67–72

Comedy Central, 175, 181

comic campaigns, 52, 79

communism, 97, 101, 213

Cosmic Love Convention, 107

counterculture, 148

“Crazy Candidates” headline, 46, 48

cross-dressing, 154

Deez Nuts, 208–9

Democratic Convention, 17, 111, 122, 140, 141, 144

Democratic Party: about, 1, 3; donkey of, 221n1; and George Edwin Taylor, 60, 62; and South Carolina primary, 179; and upheavals of 1968, 145; and Victoria Woodhull, 41; and Will Rogers, 70

Demosthenes, 40

Donaldson, Sam, 166

Donkey, John, 1, 9–12, 219

drag queens. See Blakk, Joan Jett

Earhart, Amelia, 69, 72

Edwards, Richard L., 199

Election Day: Leonard Jones and, 20; Pat Paulsen and, 121, 124; Pigasus and, 143–44; Victoria Woodhull and, 36; Will Rogers and, 69

Electoral College, 52, 183

Emancipation Proclamation, 28, 68

English, Thomas Dunn, 11, 12

equal rights, 39, 40, 133

Erie Canal, 47, 48

Federal Communications Commission, 124, 178

Federal Election Commission, 3, 7, 178, 181, 205, 208

female presidential candidates, 35–43, 73–79, 189–96

Foster, George G., 11, 12

Freedom and Peace Party, 132–37, 192

freedom of religion. See religious freedom

Free Love movement, 36, 37, 39

Freemasons, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48

fringe candidates: about, 1, 2; Andrew Basiago, 210–13; conclusion about, 218–20; Deez Nuts, 208–9; Dick Gregory, 132–37, 190; Eldridge Cleaver, 105, 126–31, 192, 236n8; Frank Moore, 183–84; Gabriel Green, 95–102, 210, 212, 213; George Edwin Taylor, 55–63; George Francis Train, 24–34, 219, 223n16; Gracie Allen, 73–79, 82, 117, 174, 191; Homer Tomlinson, 88–94, 105, 138, 171, 231n9; Hugh Romney, 147–53; James B. Walker, 44–49, 226n10; Jimmy McMillan, 197–202; Joan Jett Blakk, 2, 154–57; John Maxwell, 80–87; Jonathon Sharkey, 169–73, 194, 200; Joseph Smith, 13–18, 20, 23; Keith Russell Judd, 185–88; Leonard Jones, 19–23; Louis Abolafia, 105–15, 234n15; Mark Twain, 50–54; mockery of, 86; Naked Cowboy, 2, 114, 203–7; Pat Paulsen, 105, 116–25, 174, 176; Pigasus, 138–46; rage issue of, 130–31, 171, 173, 194, 200; Roseanne Barr, 189–96; and “Scattering” votes, 7–8; slogans by, 1, 2; Stephen Colbert, 174–82; Vermin Supreme, 161–68, 241n15; Victoria Woodhull, 31, 35–43, 225n12; Will Rogers, 67–72, 190; Zoltan Istvan, 214–17

Galbraith, John Kenneth, 112, 113

Garden of Eden, 93, 105

Geyer, Georgie Anne, 150

Gilbert, Joanne, 189

Golden Spike Days festival, 74, 76

Gould, Symon, 82, 83

Great Depression, 75, 84, 204

Greeley, Horace, 40

Green, Gabriel, 95–102, 210, 212, 213

Green Party, 192, 217

Gregory, Dick, 132–37, 190

gubernatorial campaigns, 172, 198

gubernatorial debates, 199, 200

gun control issue, 117, 118, 130

Hannity, Sean, 193, 201

Hayes, Rutherford B., 51, 52

Haymarket Affair, 33, 34

health care legislation, 119

High Moral Party, 19–23, 83

hippie love-ins and be-ins, 106, 107

Hoffman, Abbie, 138–40, 142–45, 150

Hog Farm, 147, 148, 153

House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), 144

How to Become President (Allen), 77, 78

Huckleberry Finn (Twain), 53

hunger strikes, 105, 106

I Am America (And So Can You!) (Colbert), 175

immigrants, 10, 22, 29, 47, 203

immortality, 23, 216

industrialization, 21, 22, 67

infotainment, 176, 177

internet-based platform: and Deez Nuts, 208–9; and Frank Moore, 183; and Jonathon Sharkey, 173; and Keith Russell Judd, 186; and Vermin Supreme, 162, 167

Istvan, Zoltan, 214–17

Jackson, Andrew, 7, 47, 221n1

Jefferson, Thomas, 7, 47, 220, 234n15

Johnson, Lyndon, 93, 124, 139

Jones, Leonard, 19–23

Judd, Keith Russell, 185–88

Jung, Carl, 100

Just Makes Sense Party, 183–84

Kennedy, Pagan, 164, 165, 167

King, Martin Luther, Jr., 111, 129, 141

Kurtz, Howard, 176, 177

lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) communities, 154, 155

letters of acceptance, 58, 61

Libertarian Party, 101, 147, 188, 217

Life magazine, 67–72

Lincoln, Abraham, 23, 28, 55, 68, 110, 218

literacy tests, 56, 58, 63

Live Forever Jones, 19–23, 84, 85, 171

Mars Anomaly Research Society (MARS), 211

Maxwell, John, 80–87

mayoral elections, 155, 163

McCain, John, 175, 181

McKinley, William, 53, 54

McMillan, Jimmy, 197–202

meat prices, 80, 82

media coverage. See press coverage

military draft, 109, 119, 121

Miller, William, 20

moon rocket, 98

Moore, Frank, 183–84

Mormons, 13–18

mud-slinging, 52, 68, 69

Nader, Ralph, 192

Naked Cowboy, 2, 114, 203–7

Naked Cowgirl, 206

National Christian Association, 44

National Liberty Party, 56–63

National Public Radio (NPR), 161, 162

National Woman Suffrage Association, 40

New Hampshire primary, 124, 140, 161, 162, 168

New Jerusalem, 20, 21

newspapers. See press coverage

Nixon, Richard, 95, 121, 143, 144, 145, 152

Nobody for President, 147–53, 165

nomination: of Charles Francis Adams, 46; of Dick Gregory, 132; of Eldridge Cleaver, 127; of George Edwin Taylor, 58, 61; of Gracie Allen, 74, 77; of John Maxwell, 85; of Pigasus, 139, 140, 142; of presidential candidates, 145; of Roseanne Barr, 192; of Victoria Woodhull, 36; of Will Rogers, 68, 71

Olson, Brady. See Deez Nuts

One Vote bill, 13, 136

Paulsen, Pat, 105, 116–25, 174, 176

Peace and Freedom Party, 126–31, 192

Pigasus, 138–46

A Place at the Table (Bawer), 157

political action committees (PACs), 174, 181, 182

political parties: about, 1, 3; Anti-Bunk Party, 67–72; Anti-Masonic Party, 44–49; Freedom and Peace Party, 132–37, 192; Green Party, 192, 217; Just Makes Sense Party, 183–84; Libertarian Party, 101, 147, 188, 217; National Liberty Party, 56–63; Peace and Freedom Party, 126–31, 192; shattering of, 41; Socialist Party, 3, 59, 147; STAG Party, 116–25; Surprise Party, 73–79, 191; Tea Party, 192, 204; Theocratic Party, 93, 94; Transhumanist Party, 214–17; Universal Flying Saucer Party, 95–102, 210; Vampires Witches and Pagans Party, 169–73; World Love Party, 105–15. See also Democratic Party; Republican Party

Polk, James K., 14

polling organizations, 209, 248n5

poll taxes, 56, 58

pornography, 39, 42

post-1968 primary rule, 186, 199, 210

poverty, 80, 81, 119, 133, 201

presidential campaigns: books related to, 174–75, 191, 242n2; of Dick Gregory, 133–36; of Eldridge Cleaver, 127–30; of Gabriel Green, 99; of George Edwin Taylor, 60, 61; of George Francis Train, 31, 32, 33; of Gracie Allen, 73–74, 76, 77; of Homer Tomlinson, 89, 90; of Jimmy McMillan, 200, 202; of Joan Jett Blakk, 155, 156; of John Donkey, 10–11; of Jonathon Sharkey, 169–70, 173; of Joseph Smith, 14, 17; of Leonard Jones, 19; of Louis Abolafia, 105, 107; of Mark Twain, 52; mock, 73, 74; of Nobody, 147–50; of Pat Paulsen, 121, 123; of Pigasus, 143; of Roseanne Barr, 190–91; of Stephen Colbert, 174–75, 178–80; of Victoria Woodhull, 41–42; whispering, 70, 71; of Will Rogers, 67, 71; of Zoltan Istvan, 214–17

presidential candidates: about, 11; African American, 55–63, 132–37, 197–202; Andrew Basiago, 210–13; comedians as, 67–79, 116–25, 132–37, 174–82, 189–96; Deez Nuts, 208–9; Dick Gregory, 132–37, 190; Eldridge Cleaver, 105, 126–31, 192, 236n8; female, 35–43, 73–79, 189–96; Frank Moore, 183–84; Gabriel Green, 95–102, 210, 212, 213; George Edwin Taylor, 55–63; George Francis Train, 24–34, 219, 223n16; Gracie Allen, 73–79, 82, 117, 174, 191; Homer Tomlinson, 88–94, 105, 138, 171, 231n9; James B. Walker, 44–49, 226n10; Jimmy McMillan, 197–202; Joan Jett Blakk, 2, 154–57; John Donkey, 1, 9–12, 219; John Maxwell, 80–87; Jonathon Sharkey, 169–73, 194, 200; Joseph Smith, 13–18, 20, 23; Keith Russell Judd, 185–88; Leonard Jones, 19–23; Louis Abolafia, 105–15, 234n15; Mark Twain, 50–54; mock, 77; and mud-slinging, 52, 68, 69; Naked Cowboy, 2, 114, 203–7; Nobody, 147–53, 165; Pat Paulsen, 105, 116–25, 174, 176; Pigasus, 138–46; Roseanne Barr, 189–96; Stephen Colbert, 174–82; Vermin Supreme, 161–68, 241n15; Victoria Woodhull, 31, 35–43, 225n12; Will Rogers, 67–72, 190; Zoltan Istvan, 214–17

presidential elections: Abbie Hoffman and, 139; about, 19; African Americans and, 56; Dick Gregory and, 132; George Edwin Taylor and, 62; Homer Tomlinson and, 92; James B. Walker and, 44, 45, 46; John Maxwell and, 83; Jonathon Sharkey and, 172; Louis Abolafia and, 105, 106, 113; Mark Twain and, 53; Nobody and, 151; Victoria Woodhull and, 43; “Your Voice / Your Vote” segment for, 166

presidential primaries, 174, 187, 199

press conferences, 95, 119, 120, 156

press coverage: of Andrew Basiago, 210–13; of Deez Nuts, 208–9; of Dick Gregory, 132, 133, 134; of Frank Moore, 184; of George Edwin Taylor, 57, 58, 61, 62; of George Francis Train, 24, 25; of Homer Tomlinson, 89, 91, 92; of James B. Walker, 44–46; of Jimmy McMillan, 198; of John Donkey, 10–11; of John Maxwell, 84; of Jonathon Sharkey, 170–71, 173; of Joseph Smith, 13, 15, 16, 17; of Keith Russell Judd, 188; of Louis Abolafia, 107–9, 113; of Naked Cowboy, 203; of Pat Paulsen, 116, 123; of Pigasus, 139, 140, 143, 144; of Roseanne Barr, 190, 193, 195–96; of Stephen Colbert, 175–76, 178; of Vermin Supreme, 161–63, 166–68; of Victoria Woodhull, 35, 36, 37, 38

primary elections, 145, 219

“prior choice economics,” 98, 99

prison: Abbie Hoffman in, 145; Eldridge Cleaver in, 127, 129, 131, 132; Keith Russell Judd in, 185, 186, 244n8

Project Pegasus, 211, 212

Quinby, L. J., 70, 228n7

Quixote, Don Alonso, 2, 219, 220

race riots, 111, 141

racism, 30, 59, 61, 128, 134, 135

radio and television campaigns, 67, 69, 76, 78

rage and violence, 130–31, 171, 173, 194, 200

Raskin, Jonah, 140

Reagan, Ronald, 129, 152, 153, 156

Reconstruction, 32, 53, 55

Red Scare, 81, 100, 144

religious freedom, 13, 15, 18, 40, 69

Rent Is Too Damn High Party, 197–202

reporters. See press coverage

Republican Convention, 24, 28, 122, 150, 156

Republican Party: about, 1, 3; and African Americans, 56; official organ of, 201; and South Carolina primary, 179; and upheavals of 1968, 145; and Victoria Woodhull, 41

Rocky Flash, 172, 173

Rogers, Will, 67–72, 190

Romney, Hugh, 147–53

Romney, Mitt, 181, 182, 200

Roosevelt, Eleanor, 75, 77

Roosevelt, Theodore, 53, 56, 58, 219

Rubin, Jerry, 127, 140, 143, 144, 145, 150

Russian rocketry, 97, 98

satiric campaigns, 52, 124, 178, 180

satiric candidacies, 50, 105, 182

“Scattering” votes, 7

Scott, William T., 56, 57, 60

Secret Service, 136, 143

Seeger, Pete, 118, 123

self-deprecating humor, 78, 79

Sharkey, Jonathon, 169–73, 194, 200

slogans: Austin city, 151; by fringe candidates, 1, 2; of Joan Jett Blakk, 156; of Louis Abolafia, 105, 106, 114; of Pat Paulsen, 121; Will Rogers on, 68

Smith, Al, 69, 70

Smith, Joseph, 13–18, 20, 23

Smith, Terence. See Blakk, Joan Jett

The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, 118, 119, 124, 125

Socialist Party, 3, 59, 147

social security, 81, 84

Soul on Ice (Cleaver), 127

South Carolina primary, 176, 179, 182

“Space Age Platform,” 96

spiritual views, 20, 40, 89

Spock, Benjamin, 192

STAG Party. See Straight Talking American Government (STAG) Party

stand-up comedians. See comedians

Stein, Jill, 192

Stewart, Jon, 176, 180, 181, 182

Straight Talking American Government (STAG) Party, 116–25

Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), 142

stump speeches, 68, 74

Supreme, Vermin, 161–68, 241n15

Surprise Party, 73–79, 191

Taylor, George Edwin, 55–63

Taylor, Zachary, 1, 11, 12

Tea Party, 192, 204

Theocratic Party, 93, 94

third party candidates, 3, 14, 58, 141, 147, 192

Tilden, Samuel J., 51, 52

Tomlinson, Homer, 88–94, 105, 138, 171, 231n9

Tom Sawyer (Twain), 53

tooth brushing, mandatory, 165, 241n15

torchlight parades, 69, 72, 79

Townsend Plan, 84

Train, George Francis, 24–34, 219, 223n16

transcontinental railroad, 48, 74

Transhumanist Party, 214–17

Trump, Donald, 2, 24, 26, 31, 193–94, 202, 219

Turner, J. Milton, 56

Twain, Mark, 50–54

UFO phenomenon, 95, 99, 100, 101, 102, 212

Union Pacific Railroad, 28, 74

Universal Flying Saucer Party, 95–102, 210

Vampires Witches and Pagans Party, 169–73

Van Buren, Martin, 12, 13, 14

Van Tassel, George, 102

Vegetarian Party, 80–87

Ventura, Jesse, 170

Vietnam War, 109, 111, 118, 122, 134, 145

violence: about, 8, 13; and anti-Mormon sentiments, 15, 17; and Eldridge Cleaver, 129, 131; and Louis Abolafia, 112

votes: for Andrew Jackson, 7; for George Edwin Taylor, 62; for George Francis Train, 31; for James B. Walker, 45; for John Maxwell, 86; and Joseph Smith, 16, 17; for Keith Russell Judd, 188; for Leonard Jones, 20; “Scattering,” 7; for Vermin Supreme, 168; for Victoria Woodhull, 42; for Will Rogers, 71, 72; write-in, 7, 12, 179, 183; for Zachary Taylor, 12

voting issues, 58, 59, 61, 109, 137, 187

Walker, James B., 44–49, 226n10

Walt Disney Company, 148

Walters, Alexander, 56

Wavy Gravy, 147–53, 164, 165

Wertheimer, Linda, 161

West, Mae, 78, 229n19

West Virginia primary, 187, 188

Whig Party, 11, 14, 46

white folks, 133, 135

White House: clown in, 116; and Gracie Allen, 75; and Homer Tomlinson, 91; and Joseph Smith, 16; looniest contenders for, 46; and Mark Twain, 50; and vegetarian president, 80; and Will Rogers, 67

Winchell, Walter, 69, 76

women: equal rights for, 39, 40; voting rights for, 36, 41

Woodhull, Victoria, 31, 35–43, 225n12

Woodstock Music Festival, 148

World Love Party, 105–15

World’s Columbian Exposition, 33, 34

write-in votes, 7, 12, 179, 183

Write Me In! (Gregory), 134, 137

Yippies, 138–46, 150, 151, 238n15

Young America Abroad (Train), 26

Young America in Wall Street (Train), 26, 27

Youth International Party, 138–46

zombies, 165, 166