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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Table of Contents
Author’s note
Introduction
I: What we talk about when we talk about getting your shit together
Who needs to get their shit together—and why
I lost my shit so you don’t have to
Winning at life (without being an insufferable prick)
Life is like an adult coloring book
A coloring exercise
Your real and metaphorical keys, phone, and wallet
GYST Theory
Let’s talk strategy
Focus pocus
Saying “I do.”
But [thing I want to do] is too hard!
The Power of Negative Thinking
Ready, set, goal!
II: SMALL SHIT: Nailing down the day-to-day to build a better future
Beginning for beginners
The What/Why Method for Setting Goals
The bar is too damn high
Time flies when you don’t have your shit together
It’s on the calendar
Your best friend and worst enemy
(Feat. Prioritization, procrastination, and the difference between “to-do” and “must-do” lists)
Best Friends 4-EVA
Fuck Overload™
The Must-Do Method
Sleeping with the enemy
Ten things I’ve done that weren’t on my to-do list to procrastinate doing things that were
Get your shit together: a flowchart
Where does the time go?
Frailty, thy name is distraction!
The Wizard of Impulse Control
Making the sober decision
Correspondence course
It’s not the size of the inbox, it’s how you use it
Reining in your sending habits
“Great, thanks!”
The Purge
The day-to-day (or week-to-week)
Inbox Anxiety
Dialing it in
Quittin’ time: an experiment
The midday ambush
The money shot
Hey, Big Spender
No pennies left to pinch
Five things on which you don’t need to spend $3.57 (or more)
We bought a zoo
A spoonful of willpower helps the medicine go down
(Feat. The Art of War Willpower)
An emotional spanking
III: TOUGH SHIT: Getting older, getting ahead, getting healthy, and getting better at life in general
Responsibilities & Relationships
For adults only
Life’s a pitch
Righting the relation-ship
Missed connections
“Hi” maintenance is low-maintenance
Wish you were here!
The Relationship Relay
Strategize, focus, [de]commit
Nobody puts Baby in the culturally acceptable corner
Work & Finances
Skills include
Be a con(fidence) man
Ask and ye shall receive
Five more ways in which you can demonstrate to your boss that you have your shit together
I’ll show you my out-of-office if you show me yours
(Feat. Anticipation vs. reality)
Make like Elsa and let it go
Good things come to those who delegate
But what if it doesn’t get done to my standards?
Nobody’s going to die on the table
The 411 on your 401(k) or IRA
(Feat. Charts!)
Health, Home & Lifestyle
Let’s get physical
Work it out—or find the work-around
Get your sheets together
Take the cinnamon bun, maybe leave the cannoli
Good clean living
HGTV is lying to you
I’ve got a guy for that (and so could you)
Winning by osmosis
PS Don’t be such a fucking martyr
“Me time” is a right, not a privilege
Hobbies with which I have rewarded myself for getting other shit done (Feat. Bubble baths)
You have to lobby for your hobby
Becoming pro-creation
Selfish is not a four-letter word
IV: DEEP SHIT: Mental health, existential crises, and making big life changes
Getting your shit together to get out of your own way
Anxiety, you ignorant slut
(Feat. Ripping off the Band-Aid and The Practice Test)
Avoidance is not a zero-sum game
How to start a difficult conversation
The other F-word(s)
Analysis paralysis
The call is coming from inside the house
Things that are healthier to fear than failure
Just say no to being perfect
Twelve steps for defeating perfectionism
Help wanted
The case of the disappearing girl
Want to make big life changes? Look at the small picture.
B-I-N-G-O
I know you are but what am I?
Get your shit together, Pam
Hello from the other side
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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