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TITLE PAGE
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
MY TABLE OF CONTENTS
YOU ACTUALLY CAN’T SPELL AMERICAN WITHOUT “ME”
I HAD TO DO IT MY WAY
THIS IS AMERICAN HISTORY
I WON, I’M A WINNER, I’M THE WINNER
WITH GREAT WEALTH COMES GREAT QUALITY
THE ACTUAL LEGAL TAKEOVER OF THE GOVERNMENT
I NEED A TV IN THE OVAL
IT FINALLY FELT REAL, LIKE A MOVIE
I’M THE PRESIDENT
I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN
I LIKE TOUGH
IT WAS ABOUT TO GET EVEN BETTER
THE SO-CALLED RUSSIA STORIES
IF I ACTED “PRESIDENTIAL” I’D LOSE MY SPECIAL POWERS
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
A GOOD TEST FOR COMEY
THEY SAID IT ON THE NEWS
THE BAD POLLS ARE PROBABLY MOSTLY OR COMPLETELY FAKE
EVERYBODY LIED TO ME
IVANKA HAS SUCH A GORGEOUS SMILE
THE PRESIDENCY REALLY IS LIKE A TV SERIES
I NEVER PANIC
I HAD TO “KILL” HIM: KILL IN QUOTATION MARKS
THE “SPECIAL COUNSEL” IS TOTALLY RIGGED
EVERYONE NERVOUS EXCEPT ME
IS JARED A FREDO?
WE’RE BOTH STRONG AND KNOW THE SCORE
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, HERE’S THE TRUTH
WE’LL ALL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH ABOUT THIS
CALL HIM FLIPPER
IT’S A CRAZY WORLD
SO MANY, MANY SECRETS TO KEEP
ROUTE 66
MAGA
MY NOBEL PRIZE
SHLIMAZEL
ANG BUHLAY AY MAGANDA
WAS THAT ALL A DREAM?
ALL FAKE
HOORAY PRESIDENT TRUMP, HOORAY PRESIDENTE TRUMP, HOORAY PRESIDENT TRUMP IN RUSSIAN WITH THE CRAZY BACKWARD 3
THE END
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
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