MY TABLE OF CONTENTS
YOU ACTUALLY CAN’T SPELL AMERICA WITHOUT “ME”
I WON, I’M A WINNER, I’M THE WINNER
WITH GREAT WEALTH COMES GREAT QUALITY
THE ACTUAL LEGAL TAKEOVER OF THE GOVERNMENT
IT FINALLY FELT REAL, LIKE A MOVIE
IT WAS ABOUT TO GET EVEN BETTER
IF I ACTED “PRESIDENTIAL” I’D LOSE MY SPECIAL POWERS
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
THE BAD POLLS ARE PROBABLY MOSTLY OR COMPLETELY FAKE
IVANKA HAS SUCH A GORGEOUS SMILE
THE PRESIDENCY REALLY IS LIKE A TV SERIES
THE “SPECIAL COUNSEL” IS TOTALLY RIGGED
WE’RE BOTH STRONG AND KNOW THE SCORE
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, HERE’S THE TRUTH