Bless Your Heart, Tramp by Rivenbark, Celia -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Praise Title Page Dedication Contents Preface PART ONE—AT HOME

A Mom Looks at Forty Happy-Meal Hostage Fifties Home Economics Advice Home-Depot Blues Mama Celia’s Marriage Tips Lady Viagra If He’s So Sick, Why Am I So Tired? Revenge of the Amish Friendship Bread Total Woman This Lazy Men A Caveman Weekend Fighting Still Bad for Relationships Fad Diets—Great ’Til You Explode The High School Reunion Fleeing Floyd Big Fake Breasts When Did Redbook Get Trashy? Working at Home—Sort Of House Painting: “If You Want It Done Right” I Can Quit Anytime I Like Cat Toothbrushing or Me-oww!! Box Queen Time to Reclaim My Funny Skin?

PART TWO—THE SOUTH

Bless Your Heart, Tramp Where Men Are Men—and Sometimes Women That’s Mizzeriz to You, Kiddo! Southerners vs. Snow Southern Measurements: A Dab or a Teense? Liddy Dole Doesn’t Snort Hurricane Forecasting for Fun and Hysteria Lard Is Good, Lard Is Great Tales of the Redneck Woman The Grits Gonna Rise Again This Beer Was Made for Wearin’ Bridal Moms from Hell Obituary Madness Dear Losers: A Christmas Letter from Myra Sue Carlos and Ruby

PART THREE—AND EVERYWHERE ELSE

Fake Dog Testicles Mozart Means Absolutely Nuthin’ How to Marry a Multimillionaire (Doofus) ATM Silliness Revealed Mars Lander Woes Fools for Fashion I’ve Scanned, So Where’s My Check? Tofu Shrinks Your Brain Designer Kitty Litter Clams, Flying, Batman, and Me Card Shopping for My Gay Friend’s Dog Congestion in the Cold Aisle Fun with Realtors Home-shopping Blues Drowning in the Jury Pool Stupid Bumper Stickers Wrestlemania Who’s Hinckley Gonna Visit? A History Quiz for Our Young Subarus and Lesbians Commercial Appeal? Barbie the Telemarketer Negativity in the Workplace Calling Mom from the Train Tracks Al Gore in Campaign 2000: Too Sexy for Himself? Fashion Takes a Holiday Is That a Penis in the Petunias?

Also by Celia Rivenbark Acknowledgments Copyright

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