Hot Mess Kitchen by Moskowitz, Gabi -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Table of Contents Foreword by Mindy Kaling Introductions: Welcome to Our Book GETTING STARTED CHAPTER 1: Broke AF

Someday I’ll Be Rich Rice and Beans One Week Till Payday Pasta Bounced Check Burrito The Chicest TV Dinner You Ever Saw Cheap Chicken Legs (and a Free Trip to Europe) Beggar’s Purses, or How to Trick Your Parents into Paying Your Rent No-Cash Car Crash Carbonara Trying to Make Ends Meet Tofu

CHAPTER 2: Cooking for Your Ever-Changing Moods

I Want to Punch You in the Face Pasta My Boss Is a Bitch Banana Bread Regret Risotto Mercury Is in Retrograde Mango Smoothie My Ex Is Engaged Enchiladas Quarter-Life Crisis Queso I’m a Fraud French Toast I’m Not Jealous Jambalaya All My Friends Are Married Mud Pie Super-Sad Saturday Night Salmon Schadenfreude Sundae Abandonment Issues Apple Pie Misanthropic Marshmallow Meltdown Fuck It, Let’s Just Get Stoned Nachos

CHAPTER 3: Deliver Us from Delivery

Fried Brain Fried Rice A Pad (Thai) of One’s Own Better Than Takeout Pizza Late-Night Faux Pho Not-So-Basic Bitch Beverages: The Latte in Its Many Forms Sushi You Can Actually Make, We Swear DIY Fro-Yo Egg McMade-It-Myself Sandwich

CHAPTER 4: Eating Clean, or Whatever

Paleo Pain in the (Admittedly, Well-Toned) Butt Curry Basically Carbless (Not That We Care) Cauliflower Crust Pizza Better Than Your $10 Green Juice Green Juice Commemorative Kale Salad How to Cook a Chicken Breast That Doesn’t Suck Smug Superiority Smoothie Bowl

CHAPTER 5: Entertaining Your Enemies, Frenemies, and Friends

Just Put It in a Bowl, or No-Cook Appetizers to Make People Think You Have Your Shit Together BFF BUFFET

Frittata Strawberry Spinach Salad Super Simple Cinnamon Rolls Lemon-Coconut Dream Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

CHILL GIRL SPORTS SPREAD

Baked Sriracha Hot Wings Chipotle-Maple Pulled Pork Legit Onion Dip Fudgy as Fuck Brownies

CLAIM TO FLAME: HOW TO PULL OFF A PERFECT SUMMER BBQ YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING

Beverages Turkey Stuffing Cranberry Sauce Gravy

CHAPTER 6: Let’s Get Drunk

Formula Is for Babies… and Cocktails: The Basic Cocktail When in Doubt, Make Sangria Manhattan in Heels French 69 Dirty Girl Martini No Fucks Negroni Hot Body Hot Toddy Bad Bitch Margaritas Slutty/Virgin Mary

CHAPTER 7: Swipe Left, Cook Right

A Date with the Devil(’s) Food Cake with Easy Chocolate Frosting I Created a Relationship in My Mind Cupcakes Texting Jitters Jam Bad Sex Baked Potatoes Third Date Dumplings I’m Chill, but We’re Obviously Exclusive? Fish Tacos with Mango-Avocado Salsa Steak Your Claim I’m Ready to Sleep with You Chocolate Mousse Manipulation Mac and Cheese Easiest Roast Chicken to Trick Someone into Falling in Love with You Heartbreak Hamburgers Netflix and Chili con Carne I Love You Tiramisu Eat Your Enemy Crispy Treats

Conclusion Acknowledgments About the Authors Newsletters