Index

A

“Aaaarrrrghhhh!,” ref1

Ackroyd, Dan, 385

Apple, poison, ref1 (see also Poison)

Apple, product placement of, ref1, ref2, ref3

Ass, burnt (see Starbucks), ref1

B

Babies, Beanie, 459

Basket-weaving, underwater, ref1

BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery and Magick), ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

Beyoncé, ref1,

Body wash, expensive, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

C

Camellia sinensis, ref1

Cleveland Steamer, ref1

Cornell, Chris, 298

Crocs, bright pink, ref1, ref2

Cruise, Tom, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8

Culkin, Macauley, 305

Cullen, Edward, ref1, ref2, ref3

D

Deliverance (joke), 404

Dice, sixty-nine-sided, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

Dice, twenty-sided, ref1

Dirty Sanchez, ref1

Diving, drunk, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

Drew, Dr., ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

E

Elevators, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

Eyes, gray, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21

F

F-14 Tomcat, ref1

Fingers, long, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17

Four Loko, ref1, ref2

G

Gates, Bill, ref1, ref2, ref3

Gossip Girl, ref1, ref2

Grey, Earl (man), ref1

Grey, Earl (tea), ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

Griffey, Jr., Ken, ref1

Guidette, Inner, overuse of, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19

Guitar Hero, ref1

“Gulp,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12

Guns N’ Roses, ref1, ref2

H

Hair, tousled, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

Harry Potter, 299, 357, 406

Hello Kitty, ref1

Hotmail, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10

J

Jägerbombs, ref1, ref2, ref3

Jay-Z, ref1, ref2

Jurassic Park, ref1, ref2

L

Lincoln, Abraham, ref1

M

Manticore, ref1,

Mermaid (naked women swimming in a fish tank), 277

Mermaid (topless in Starbucks logo), ref1

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, ref1, ref2

N

Nickelback, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4

Nail, nineteen-inch, ref1

Nails, Nine Inch, ref1

Nirvana, ref1, ref2

O

Obama, Barack, ref1

“Oh my,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13

Olive Garden, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

P

Paloozi, Nicole “Snooki,” ref1, ref2

Park, Jurassic (see Jurassic Park)

Perry, Katy, ref1

magic tricks out of Anna’s, ref1

perfume, ref1

Pinot Noir, three hundred dollar bottles of, ref1

Poison, ref1 (see also Apple, poison)

PonyExpression.net, ref1, ref2

Pretty Woman, ref1

R

Red Bull and Jägermeister (see Jägerbombs)

Red Bull and NyQuil, ref1, ref2, ref3

Rib, Mc, ref1

Romney, Mitt, ref1

Rusty Trombone, ref1

S

Safari, Triassic, ref1, ref2, ref3 (see also Jurassic Park)

Shamrock Shake, ref1

Snooki (see Paloozi, Nicole “Snooki”)

Space Needle

before, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

after, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7

Sparks, Nicholas, ref1

Spiner, Brent, ref1

Starbucks, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9

Super Mario Kart, ref1

T

Tambourine, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

Tampons, vodka-soaked, ref1, ref2

Tape, cassettes, ref1

Tape, duct, ref1, ref2

Tea, Earl Grey, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5

Tea, not Earl Grey, ref1, ref2, ref3,

Tea, white, ref1,

Teabagging, ref1, ref2

Tension, sexual, ref1

Thunder, Days of, ref1

Tie, smiley-faced, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6

Triceratops (see Safari, Triassic)

Twilight, ref1

U

“Uh-oh,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9

Unicycle, dangerous operation of, ref1, ref2

V

Vampire, sparkly, ref1, ref2

Vedder, Eddie, ref1, ref2, ref3

W

Wall Street, ref1

Walmart, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19

Winfrey, Oprah, painting of, ref1

Womb, growing needy with want, ref1

Words With Friends, ref1, ref2

Z

Zuckerberg, Mark, ref1

Zumba, ref1