A
“Aaaarrrrghhhh!,” ref1
Ackroyd, Dan, 385
Apple, poison, ref1 (see also Poison)
Apple, product placement of, ref1, ref2, ref3
Ass, burnt (see Starbucks), ref1
B
Babies, Beanie, 459
Basket-weaving, underwater, ref1
BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery and Magick), ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
Beyoncé, ref1,
Body wash, expensive, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
C
Camellia sinensis, ref1
Cleveland Steamer, ref1
Cornell, Chris, 298
Crocs, bright pink, ref1, ref2
Cruise, Tom, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8
Culkin, Macauley, 305
Cullen, Edward, ref1, ref2, ref3
D
Deliverance (joke), 404
Dice, sixty-nine-sided, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Dice, twenty-sided, ref1
Dirty Sanchez, ref1
Diving, drunk, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
Drew, Dr., ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
E
Elevators, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
Eyes, gray, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19, ref20, ref21
F
F-14 Tomcat, ref1
Fingers, long, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17
G
Grey, Earl (man), ref1
Grey, Earl (tea), ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
Griffey, Jr., Ken, ref1
Guidette, Inner, overuse of, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19
Guitar Hero, ref1
“Gulp,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12
H
Hair, tousled, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Harry Potter, 299, 357, 406
Hello Kitty, ref1
Hotmail, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10
J
L
Lincoln, Abraham, ref1
M
Manticore, ref1,
Mermaid (naked women swimming in a fish tank), 277
Mermaid (topless in Starbucks logo), ref1
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, ref1, ref2
N
Nickelback, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4
Nail, nineteen-inch, ref1
Nails, Nine Inch, ref1
O
Obama, Barack, ref1
“Oh my,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13
Olive Garden, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
P
Paloozi, Nicole “Snooki,” ref1, ref2
Park, Jurassic (see Jurassic Park)
Perry, Katy, ref1
magic tricks out of Anna’s, ref1
perfume, ref1
Pinot Noir, three hundred dollar bottles of, ref1
Poison, ref1 (see also Apple, poison)
PonyExpression.net, ref1, ref2
Pretty Woman, ref1
R
Red Bull and Jägermeister (see Jägerbombs)
Red Bull and NyQuil, ref1, ref2, ref3
Rib, Mc, ref1
Romney, Mitt, ref1
Rusty Trombone, ref1
S
Safari, Triassic, ref1, ref2, ref3 (see also Jurassic Park)
Shamrock Shake, ref1
Snooki (see Paloozi, Nicole “Snooki”)
Space Needle
before, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
after, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7
Sparks, Nicholas, ref1
Spiner, Brent, ref1
Starbucks, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9
Super Mario Kart, ref1
T
Tambourine, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
Tampons, vodka-soaked, ref1, ref2
Tape, cassettes, ref1
Tea, Earl Grey, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5
Tea, not Earl Grey, ref1, ref2, ref3,
Tea, white, ref1,
Tension, sexual, ref1
Thunder, Days of, ref1
Tie, smiley-faced, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6
Triceratops (see Safari, Triassic)
Twilight, ref1
U
“Uh-oh,” ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9
Unicycle, dangerous operation of, ref1, ref2
V
Vedder, Eddie, ref1, ref2, ref3
W
Wall Street, ref1
Walmart, ref1, ref2, ref3, ref4, ref5, ref6, ref7, ref8, ref9, ref10, ref11, ref12, ref13, ref14, ref15, ref16, ref17, ref18, ref19
Winfrey, Oprah, painting of, ref1
Womb, growing needy with want, ref1
Words With Friends, ref1, ref2
Z
Zuckerberg, Mark, ref1
Zumba, ref1