Contents

Prologue: January 20, 2017

Chapter One: The Even Greater Wall

Chapter Two: Shawshank (Minus the Redemption)

Chapter Three: Hello, Nurse

Chapter Four: An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Five: Hammer Time

Chapter Six: The Apprentice

Chapter Seven: First Impressions Are Everything

Chapter Eight: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Chapter Nine: You’re Fired

Chapter Ten: Surprise! You’re Dead!

Chapter Eleven: The Whole Shack Shimmies

Chapter Twelve: A Hard Bed Is Good to Find

Chapter Thirteen: Wallbanger

Chapter Fourteen: We Honor and Remember Their Sacrifice

Chapter Fifteen: Hope Is a Four-Letter Word

Chapter Sixteen: Winter Is Coming

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Seventeen: In Bloom

Chapter Eighteen: Roses Are Red, Lester Is Blue

Chapter Nineteen: We Don’t Dial 9-1-1

Chapter Twenty: Close Enough for Government Work

Chapter Twenty-One: Candy Is Dandy, but Liquor Is Quicker

Chapter Twenty-Two: Strawberry and Cinnamon

Chapter Twenty-Three: Trump Zero

Chapter Twenty-Four: WWTDYL

Chapter Twenty-Five: Panda Express

Chapter Twenty-Six: Check, Please

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Say Cheese!

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Boomtown

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Twelve Angry Men

Chapter Thirty: Biebs

Chapter Thirty-One: The Birds and the Bees

Chapter Thirty-Two: Hello Kitty

Chapter Thirty-Three: Prince of Whales

Chapter Thirty-Four: Mei Xiang’s Revenge

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Thirty-Five: Thursday, Don’t Even Start

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Thirty-Six: A Little Ditty

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Have You Heard the Good Word?

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Last Man Standing

Chapter Thirty-Nine: What’s Our Vector, Victor?

Chapter Forty: Humble Is on the Move

Chapter Forty-One: Let’s Go Cubbies

Chapter Forty-Two: The National Outlet Mall

Chapter Forty-Three: The Ritz Cracker Barrel

Chapter Forty-Four: A Very Particular Set of Skills

Chapter Forty-Five: Table for One

Chapter Forty-Six: The Seventh-Leading Cause of Death in the US

Chapter Forty-Seven: Ninety Percent of the Time

Chapter Forty-Eight: Storming the Castle

Chapter Forty-Nine: Something Strange in the Neighborhood

Chapter Fifty: Victoria’s Secret

Chapter Fifty-One: It Happens to Plenty of Guys

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Fifty-Two: Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Chapter Fifty-Three: Drawing Chickens

Chapter Fifty-Four: Stool for Spies

Chapter Fifty-Five: The Dream of the Nineties Is Alive

Chapter Fifty-Six: Killing Everybody

Chapter Fifty-Seven: High Score: 1,072

Chapter Fifty-Eight: Deny Everything

Chapter Fifty-Nine: To Catch a Rat

Chapter Sixty: Lucifer in the Flesh

Chapter Sixty-One: As Big as It Gets

Excerpt From the Trump/Dorset Sessions

Chapter Sixty-Two: The Series Finale

Chapter Sixty-Three: Think of the Pageviews!

Chapter Sixty-Four: No Spoilers

Chapter Sixty-Five: The One With Mel Gibson

Chapter Sixty-Six: Great America

Chapter Sixty-Seven: Bigger Than Jesus

Epilogue: In Loving Memory

About the Author

Acknowledgments