Part One: I Await the Devil’s Coming
Excerpt from The Story of Mary MacLane by Mary MacLane
One Macabre Afternoon to Begin
Meet Your Plain, Bad Heroines Three
About That Missing Copy of Mary MacLane’s Book
How to Import a Martian into Your Contacts
Harper Harper’s Costume Life in DTLA
Bodies Piling Up. Snow Piling Up. But Where to Place the Blame at Brookhants?
Whatever Happens: Know They’ll Always Have the Dumpsters
The (Unofficial) Chemistry Read
Things Are Not All That Pleasant Out by Bo Dhillon’s Pool
The Happenings at Brookhants—Audition Scene 2
Our Three Heroines Alone Together at Last
Harper and Merritt Go on an Impossible Los Angeles Date
Libbie Brookhants Takes a Bath
Interlude: Side Talks with Girls
Side Talk #1: Bo Dhillon Makes His Case
Side Talk #2: Harold Brookhants Makes His Case
Part Two: The Happenings at Brookhants
What to Make of This Arrangement?
Alex Sees Things in Stereoview
Even in East Bumblebuzzard, Rhode Island
A Tower Tour, a Carpet Picnic, a Sound in the Night
Finally, Someone Tends to Those Fucking Plants
Updates from the Set of The Happenings at Brookhants as Told Online
Elaine Brookhants, Socialite and Philanthropist, Dies at Age 81