Contents

INTRODUCTION

Part One: How It Works

CHAPTER 1:

BEDROOM BASICS: HOW AN ERECTION HAPPENS

CHAPTER 2:

COME AND GET IT: EJACULATION AND ORGASM

CHAPTER 3:

BIG GULP: A TASTEFUL REVIEW OF SEMEN

CHAPTER 4:

SIZE MATTERS: HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?

CHAPTER 5:

BIGGER HARDER FASTER: PENIS ENHANCEMENTS

CHAPTER 6:

SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE: THE HARD FACTS ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY

CHAPTER 7:

SHORTCUTS: ALL ABOUT CIRCUMCISION

CHAPTER 8:

THE CULT OF PENISALITY: THE PENIS IN HISTORY, THE MEDIA, AND CYBERSPACE

Part Two: How To Work It

CHAPTER 9:

THE LOWDOWN: CAUSES OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

CHAPTER 10:

PENIS PILLS

CHAPTER 11:

NOW WHAT? WHEN PILLS DON’T WORK

CHAPTER 12:

PUMP IT UP! SURGICAL IMPLANTS FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

CHAPTER 13:

RUNNING ON EMPTY: LOW TESTOSTERONE

CHAPTER 14:

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH: HOW GRUB AFFECTS YOUR NUB

CHAPTER 15:

SEXERCISE: FLEX YOUR SEX

CHAPTER 16:

MY FIVE-STEP PLAN FOR MAXIMUM PENIS HEALTH

Part Three: The Dick Doc Explains Penis Problems

CHAPTER 17:

GETTING BENT OUT OF SHAPE: PEYRONIE’S DISEASE

CHAPTER 18:

PENIS 911: EMERGENCIES INVOLVING THE PENIS

CHAPTER 19:

LUMPS AND BUMPS: INFECTIONS, DISEASES, AND NORMAL VARIATIONS OF THE PENIS

CHAPTER 20:

THE MAKING AND UNMAKING OF A PENIS: VARIATIONS IN GENITALS AND GENDER IDENTITY

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS