CONTENTS

I. THOU SHALL HAVE NO FALSE IDOLS BEFORE THE KARDASHIANS

II. LISTEN TO THY SELF…AND WHITNEY HOUSTON

III. STUDY THE BOOK OF HOWARD STERN

IV. PRAY WITH GWEN STEFANI

V. CELEBRATE JESUS—HE’S JUST LIKE US!

VI. MEDITATE IN MARINA DEL REY

VII. WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GWYNETH IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

VIII. BREATH IS THE NEW BLACK

IX. KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

X. WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRANGELINA’S GHOSTBUSTER!

XI. TAKE A WALK ON “THE OTHER SIDE” OF HOLLYWOOD

XII. KNOW GOD AND YOU SHALL FIND GOD

XIII. INVESTIGATE TOM CRUISE-OLOGY

XIV. LISTEN TO THE “FIELD OF DREAMS”

XV. FIND SOME HEADSPACE

XVI. QUESTION THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO KANYE WEST

XVII. EVEN JESUS SHALL NEED A PUBLICIST

XVIII. BOW TO THE DIVINE WITHIN YOU

XIX. THE GURU WEARS PRADA

Acknowledgments

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