Contents

1. COVER
2. TITLE PAGE
3. WELCOME
4. DEDICATION
5. CHAPTER 1: CUE THE NEW TRACK
6. CHAPTER 2: CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK STAR AND A HARD PLACE
7. CHAPTER 3: CURSE THE CODE
8. CHAPTER 4: IF A WHALE LEAVES THE DOCK AT 8 A.M., TRAVELING 12 MILES PER HOUR, THEN WHAT IS THE THEME OF THE SPRING DANCE?
9. CHAPTER 5: LOFTY FEELINGS
10. CHAPTER 6: SIXTH SENSE SAYS…
11. CHAPTER 7: SMELLS LIKE TEEN RIVAL
12. CHAPTER 8: A BIG STARFISH IN A LITTLE POND
13. CHAPTER 9: SHRINK RAPT
14. CHAPTER 10: THESE HALLS AREN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
15. CHAPTER 11: WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED REHEARSAL FOR SOME BREAKING NEWS
16. CHAPTER 12: AND FOR DESSERT, AN AWKWARD HEART-TO-HEART WITH THE PARENTAL UNIT
17. CHAPTER 13: COFFEE AND CONSPIRACY
18. CHAPTER 14: SHEDDING STEVIE
19. CHAPTER 15: JUST ADD WATER
20. CHAPTER 16: TSUNAMI
21. CHAPTER 17: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
22. CHAPTER 18: AFTERSHOCK
23. CHAPTER 19: STEP INTO MY TORTURE CHAMBER
24. CHAPTER 20: I’LL TELL YOU MINE IF YOU’LL TELL ME YOURS
25. CHAPTER 21: PAIGE’S CAM-PAIN
26. CHAPTER 22: THE ICE IS GETTING THINNER
27. CHAPTER 23: THE MARQUETTIAN CANDIDATE
28. CHAPTER 24: DRESSING IS NINE-TENTHS OF THE LAW
29. CHAPTER 25: IT’S COMPLICATED!
30. CHAPTER 26: WHEN LIFE IMITATES ART
31. CHAPTER 27: FATE IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD
32. CHAPTER 28: HARMONY
33. CHAPTER 29: A LITTLE GLOSS AND A MAJOR POP STAR SHOULD DO IT
34. CHAPTER 30: COUNTDOWN TO MARQUETTE AT MIDNIGHT
35. CHAPTER 31: LEVI WAS HERE
36. CHAPTER 32: NORAH JONES AND TAPERED SWEATS ARE THE FIRST SIGNS OF TROUBLE
37. CHAPTER 33: AFRAID OF THE DARK SIDE
38. CHAPTER 34: HONESTY IS A DISH BEST SERVED WARM. WITH FROSTING.
39. CHAPTER 35: HALLMARK SHOULD REALLY MAKE A CARD FOR THESE THINGS
40. CHAPTER 36: AND THE ELECTION GOES TO…
41. CHAPTER 37: SOME ENCHANTED EVENING
42. CHAPTER 38: THE FINAL INSTALLMENT
43. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
44. COPYRIGHT