Contents

Welcome Page

About Because Mummy Said So

Dedication

How it began…

2004: Toddler Spots and Burnt Pots

Just Call Me Flo…

To the Infirmary and Beyond

Trick or Treat?

The Ambush

And the Number One Answer Is…

Father’s Day Massacre

Mind Your Manners

Terror Tots

It’s Criminal…

2005: Porcelain Thrones and Megaphones

Ready, Aim, Fire…

Jamie’s Bitchin

The Mother of All Jobs

Excess Baggage

The Sun is Out…

Stick ’Em Up…

Big Mother is Watching

On Yer Bike

Happy Birthday to You…

Oh, For Flick’s Sake

Because I Said So

On The Third Day of Christmas…

2006: Battling Brothers and Earth Mothers

Oh, Brother!

Morning Has Broken… Me!

Lilo Lil

Power Cut

Boy Oh Boy…

Away With the Fairies

2007: Milk Breaks and Saddle-aches

Crazed By the Bell

Howdy Pardner

It’s a Mother of a Thing

I’m Dreaming of a…

2008: Musical Toys and Domesticating Boys

Growing Pains…

Making Sweet Music

The Bonnie Banks…

The Music Man

2009: Christmas Letters and Plans To Do Better

Birth Plans

MP For Motherhood

Eye Eye

Dear Santa

2010: Costumes and Dodgy Tunes

The Horn

A Good Sport

Jolly Japes

Proud Mary Payback

2011: Grooming Regimes and Holiday Schemes

Hair Today

This is Mum

Costa Del Factor Fifty

Sunny Side Up

Monaco

We Wish You a Sherry Christmas

2012: Beyoncé, Kate Middleton and Judy Murray Walk Into a Playgroup…

Broody

Suck It Up

Good Morning?

Tennis Elbow

Royal Bumps and Blue Bits

2013: Auntie’s Tanks and Mothering Thanks

Auntie

Second Time Around

Party Popper

Love, Mum

The Scream

Baby Weight

Equal Measures

Party On

Lucky Stars

Teen Spirit

2014: Good Intentions and Parenting Inventions

Happy New Year

Nappy Times

The Ring

Supermum

Not Guilty

Confessions of a Competitive Mum

School’s Moving On Up

Uniform Smugdom

Can You… Stay Forever?

Opening Arguments

Tinsel and Teenagers

2015: Mum Wages and Teenage Stages

Paying Mum

The Wonder Years

Mumflu

School of Life

Fleeing the Nest

All About Me

Term Time Blues

Spectre

Woe Ho Ho

The Hypocritical Oath

2016: School Exams and Celebrity Prams

The Parent Label

Testing Times

Baby Payne

Gangsta Wrapper

2017: Worries, Woes, and Letting Go

The Year of No Worries

Parent Fail

Anatomy of a Bump

And now… sob…

Empty Nest

Glossary

Acknowledgements

About Shari Low

Also by Shari Low

About Anima

Copyright