Contents

1. Introduction
2. The Night Before
3. Saint Claudia of Reseda
4. The Ghostly Duo
5. The Strand
6. The Nativity
7. Cookie Cutters
8. Now and Then
9. Knives Out
10. Black Friday
11. Holiday Tip
12. Birds Actually
13. End of the World
14. My Favorite Things
15. Black Velvet
16. Parents Weekend
17. Advent Calendar
18. Last-Minute Gift Idea: WEED
19. Holidays with the A-Group
20. Midnight Mass
21. Text Me Merry Christmas
22. Holiday Ham
23. Just Like Santa Claus (Ho, Ho, Ho Remix)
24. 8-Bit Nostalgia
25. New Year
26. Shakespeare, We’re in Love (At Christmastime)
27. Traditions
28. Diet Culture
29. Christmas Cheer
30. Blinks
31. Acknowledgments
32. About the Author