CONTENTS

PREFACE

PART 1: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

INTRODUCTION: So, You Want To Lose Weight…

CHAPTER 1: Drop The Guilt And Get Your Hot Abs — Even If You Have A Women’s Studies Degree

CHAPTER 2: Find The Fucks

CHAPTER 3: Woo-woo Alert: It’s Actually All About Happiness

PART 2: JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO TO GET SKINNY ALREADY

INTRODUCTION: Why Discipline, Motivation, And Willpower Are Bullshit

CHAPTER 4: The Scoop On The Habit Loop

CHAPTER 5: The 7 Habits Of Highly Healthy Motherfuckers

PART 3: HOW NOT TO BE A BIG, FAT QUITTY McQUITTERFACE

INTRODUCTION: Do. Or Do Not. There Is No Try.

CHAPTER 6: The Life-changing, Magical Art Of Getting Your Shit Together

CHAPTER 7: The Power Of Your Peeps

CHAPTER 8: Break Up With Your Bullshit

CHAPTER 9: If You Can’t Do Something Right, Do It Totally Half-ass

CHAPTER 10: How To Fight The Fuckits

CONCLUSION

NOTES

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS