Contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Introduction
  6. PART ONE
    CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HOT FLASH
    1. 1. Men Get Hot, Women Sweat
    2. 2. My Height, My Weight, My Business
    3. 3. Onnay’all Is Lyin’
    4. 4. Where My Hose At?
    5. 5. God’s Perfect Timing
    6. 6. Advanced Maternal Age
  7. PART TWO
    CAN YOU GHOST YOUR FAMILY IN HEAVEN?
    1. 7. Cups and Ice
    2. 8. Bless This Food
    3. 9. Heavenly Uber
    4. 10. Southern Funerals
    5. 11. Grow Guts
    6. 12. All Because of Caramel Cake
    7. 13. Recipes
  8. PART THREE
    I’D RATHER CHEW GLASS THAN TALK UGLY… BUT CRUNCH, CRUNCH—HERE WE GO
    1. 14. Throw Stones
    2. 15. Bad Apples Give Good Advice
    3. 16. An Egg Bowl Full of Nuts
    4. 17. Naggin’ Wife
    5. 18. Kill ’Em with Kindness
    6. 19. Sommay’all
    7. 20. Unspoken Prayer Request
  9. Conclusion: Let Me Put One Last Bug in Your Ear
  10. Acknowledgments
  11. Discover More
  12. About the Author
  13. Praise for "Hey, Jesus, It’s Me"
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