Mindsweeper: An Introduction By My Polish Cleaner
How To Disrespect A Good Mother
How To Talk To People Nobody Talks To
How To Do It Till You Go Blind
How To Become Progressively More Embarrassing
How To Excel In What You’re Not Good At
How To Be A Tour Guide With No Sense Of Direction
How To Marry Vocation And Desperation With Best Man Balls
How To Be A Bass Player With No Sense Of Rhythm
How To Write A Summer Smash In A Cold, Damp Bed-Sit
How To Pleasure Humanity Inappropriately
How To Tarnish The Dog’s Bollocks
How To Lock Yourself In Prison
How To Learn What You Really Think
How To Enjoy Hangovers More Than Getting Drunk
How To Bring A Bad Joke To Life
How To Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
How To Teach Someone a Lesson You’ll Never Forget
How To Present An Award To A Band You Don’t Like
How To Clone The Gene Of Misfortune
How To Go From Chateau To Shit-hole
Conclusion: Everything The World Has To Offer Is Best Experienced With An Inappropriate Mindset
How To Pick A Fight With A Word